The Humor of Puppies

[elsol]

Krum (American/English Bulldog Mix) has diarrhea.

It's raining hard outside.

For a dog, this is a dilemna.

For the dog's owner, standing at the door watching his dog try to figure out how to take a poop and not get wet in the process is utterly priceless.

--He has decided he can hold it.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Hulder]

Krum (American/English Bulldog Mix) has diarrhea.

It's raining hard outside.

For a dog, this is a dilemna.

For the dog's owner, standing at the door watching his dog try to figure out how to take a poop and not get wet in the process is utterly priceless.

--He has decided he can hold it.

Sincerely,
ElSol

Poor sick doggy!!! And poor you who have to clean up after him when he can't hold it any longer.


Just because i think it's fun, here's a song to make you both feel better:

Some die of drinking water,
some die of drinking beer.
Some die of constepation,
some die of diarrhea.
But of all the world's diseases
there's none that can compare
with the drip drip drip
of the syplilitic prick
of the British gonorrhoea

The second verse has nothing to do with the first one, but it's cute:

I like the girls who say they do
and i like the girls who don't.
I have the girls who say they will
and then they say then won't.
But of all the girls i like the best
I may be wrong or right,
and the girls who say they never will
but look as though they might.



Feel better Krum!

 

[English Lady]

*L* poor doggy, hope the rain stops soon!!!

 

[elsol]

The rain stopped just long enough for him to explode all over the front yard.

Thankfully, it rained some more after that

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[English Lady]

I think I was glad to hear that Elsol *insert scrunch-nosed smiley here*