The hullo-goodbye thread.

[cloudy]

HOW did he wake you up with an erection? I'm completely mystified too.

He didn't wake me up with it...LOL! He came running in here, yelling "something's wrong with it!"

 

[cheerful_deviant]

He didn't wake me up with it...LOL! He came running in here, yelling "something's wrong with it!"

OMG! That is too damn funny!

I am so glad I have two daughters. But I'll be in for it in about 10 years when I have a house full of PMS!

 

[cloudy]

OMG! That is too damn funny!

I am so glad I have two daughters. But I'll be in for it in about 10 years when I have a house full of PMS!

Two boys will break you in as a parent like you wouldn't believe! My daughter did not prepare me at all!!!!

 

[damppanties]

Hmmm... no more questions.

And bye.

ps. at four??

 

[Guest]

i swear im really going this time.. i wont let that grumpy neighbor tell me not to saw .. its past 9am, damnit! get with the program people!

mmwwwaaaahhhh.. circular saw.. here i come.

 

[Liar]

leaving this planet

or at least

leaving this forum

for a few hours

have fun

and don't fight when I'm gone

fuck all you want, but don't fight

#L

 

[Honey123]

Morning All!!

Cloudy..just the other day my son said to me..."Hey, Mom, the other day when I was looking at you my penis stood straight up!"

I thought I would die...so, I said to him..."Well, you probably had to go pee!"

He is 8 years old!!!!!

 

[cloudy]

Morning All!!

Cloudy..just the other day my son said to me..."Hey, Mom, the other day when I was looking at you my penis stood straight up!"

I thought I would die...so, I said to him..."Well, you probably had to go pee!"

He is 8 years old!!!!!

aren't little boys the greatest?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think I'm hungover.

 

[cloudy]

I think I'm hungover.

C'mere, Abs, baby, and let me kiss it better....

oops....I really should be watching my number of posts, I have a troll counting them...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

C'mere, Abs, baby, and let me kiss it better....

oops....I really should be watching my number of posts, I have a troll counting them...

thanks sweets....oh, are you being stalked now?

 

[cloudy]

thanks sweets....oh, are you being stalked now?

Oh, yes! He's "researching" me, and finds my writing mundane and without any creative flair.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, yes! He's "researching" me, and finds my writing mundane and without any creative flair.

Does this mean you can no longer go on living?

 

[Shock Chick]

I think I'm hungover.

Come ere, put yer head in Lou's little bossom, Shocky will comfort you.

I promise not to shout. Much.

Shocky

 

[cloudy]

Does this mean you can no longer go on living?

I'm sure I'll die of hurt feelings soon.....

here's his "professional" opinion of my writing (oh - did I mention he's a "personal home assistant to career oriented women"?):

"You, a writer...I've read your work, and at best it is very boring and mundane, lacking any real creativity and spark. You may claim you are a writer by virtue that you have tossed unprofessionally some words onto a page in the semblance of a story, but that is where the comparison ends.

In short, you are nothing more and never will be anything more than a part of the flowing grey masses of averageness when it comes to your skills with the written word, and you would probably be far better served spending your time looking for a calling that you can excel at, as writing is obvious not it."

 

[pop_54]

Oh, yes! He's "researching" me, and finds my writing mundane and without any creative flair.

Please can I stalk you as well... please... thank you please

 

[pop_54]

I'm sure I'll die of hurt feelings soon.....

here's his "professional" opinion of my writing (oh - did I mention he's a "personal home assistant to career oriented women"?):

"You, a writer...I've read your work, and at best it is very boring and mundane, lacking any real creativity and spark. You may claim you are a writer by virtue that you have tossed unprofessionally some words onto a page in the semblance of a story, but that is where the comparison ends.

In short, you are nothing more and never will be anything more than a part of the flowing grey masses of averageness when it comes to your skills with the written word, and you would probably be far better served spending your time looking for a calling that you can excel at, as writing is obvious not it."

How was it signed love..... A.Wanker, or some such, put this jerk on ignore, you have nothing to worry about with regard to your writing dear.... Just because he likes to read about Mylon and his 14 inch dick. kiking th dour doon and cummed in her fase, doesn't mean you have to lower your standards to suit.

pops..... One who knows all about bad writing, I do loads of it

 

[pop_54]

Come ere, put yer head in Lou's little bossom, Shocky will comfort you.

I promise not to shout. Much.

Shocky

Lo shocky, can I have a suck of your tits as well

 

[cloudy]

How was it signed love..... A.Wanker, or some such, put this jerk on ignore, you have nothing to worry about with regard to your writing dear.... Just because he likes to read about Mylon and his 14 inch dick. kiking th dour doon and cummed in her fase, doesn't mean you have to lower your standards to suit.

pops..... One who knows all about bad writing, I do loads of it

Thanks, sweetheart!

No, he posted this in another thread. I shall swoon with despair soon, I think.

I translated "personal at home assistant to a career woman" as out-of-work loser with nothing better to do than troll on the boards and insult people

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

leaving this planet

or at least

leaving this forum

for a few hours

have fun

and don't fight when I'm gone

fuck all you want, but don't fight

#L

::blink::

fight?.. im not afighter.. im a lover... *grin*

but i wont argue.. whos up for a quickie.. i gatta get back to the deck asap..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

::blink::

fight?.. im not afighter.. im a lover... *grin*

but i wont argue.. whos up for a quickie.. i gatta get back to the deck asap..

I'd jump you but I'm being interrogated by Colly

 

[matriarch]

Evening all.

Well........it is evening here.

But I guess it could be anywhere backwards to10.40 for some of you.

Makes my head hurt.

Glad to see Lit is up and fully operational again. One of the few insomniac nights I suffered, and Lit was down. I was sobbing into my tea.

Cloudy, darling, we think your writing is wonderful, as do your regular readers. And we think that, because, surprise, surprise.........it is.

As for the turd........not worth wasting thinking time, or breathing on it. Just wipe it off the sole of your shoe, and move on.

Like everyone else on her, love you, beautiful.

Mat

 

[Honey123]

We love your writing Cloudy...I know what it is like to have to one person ruin it for you; but you have 100's of others that love you and your writing.

Chin up, love!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Howdy!

~lucky