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matriarch said:Evening all,
Back, thank goddess, after my first day back.
Hard.
Very hard, but I survived *melodramatic clutching of bosom*.
Wotcha all been up to ??
Mat![]()

lucky-E-leven said:You know, Mat, I'm often surprised you manage to type at all...what, with all that bosom clutching you seem to do.
~lucky (glad you survived)

matriarch said:I survived.
I have to clutch it darlin', or it does my typing for me.![]()
How's your day been so far?
Mat![]()
matriarch said:I survived.
I have to clutch it darlin', or it does my typing for me.![]()
How's your day been so far?
Mat![]()
matriarch said:I survived.
I have to clutch it darlin', or it does my typing for me.![]()
How's your day been so far?
Mat![]()
lucky-E-leven said:![]()
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My day? Going...
~lucky

matriarch said:..well ? Badly? slowly? quickly? happily? constructively? lazily? (get the picture.......adverb would be useful).
*eyes lingering on that AV...........how is a gal supposed to concentrate on anything with that lusciousness on the screen?*
Mat![]()
lucky-E-leven said:Going... (could be better...got an adverb for that?)
In answer to your question...about as able as a girl can be after learning that your breasts can type.
~lucky (begins chant for demonstration...)

matriarch said:perhaps I should start a new school for nipple-touch-typing ??
going........bebetterly ??
Mat![]()


lucky-E-leven said:Good idea! However, I will not be in attendance, other than to observe. Mine send out messages quite effectively and often without my permission, only they're not text messages.
I know they do sweetie, I've been picking up those messages for days now.
Going better to see you, yes.
~lucky
matriarch said:Careful lucky, that was almost nice.![]()
Just joking! Put the chains and whips away, OK?
Always better to see you, darling. (Isn't that a fairy tale ? Red Riding Hood or something like that????)

lucky-E-leven said:LOL
Thanks for the smiles. I have GOT to get my ass out of here and get started on my next Olympics story. Still haven't found a way to make one of these stories more sexy than funny, but I suppose there's no crime in that.
Well go on then woman......shoo......shoo.......get out of here and get working..........GO!
I think Red Riding Hood would have been more like, "My what big (fill in blank accordingly - *sigh*, stop going on about my bosom, will you? ) you have." Instead of, "All the better to see, hear, eatyou with..."
But I can see where that works just as well.
Oh my, so can I.
~lucky

Honey123 said:You type that way as well??


Miss_Shy_Newcastle said:HULLO!!!!
But not yet goodbye!!
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pop_54 said:HULLO to you too dear... Ok this evening??![]()
Lo every other peoples![]()
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perdita said:Hola, Pops. How's it hanging?
Perdita![]()

vella_ms said:Pops! you sexy beastie... come let me stroke your parrot..![]()

Yee-haww!Honey123 said:Howdy!!!!
Liar said:Yee-haww!