The hullo-goodbye thread.

[matriarch]

I'm red-hot and ready to go. Matriarch is still looking for the 'On' button so she can warrm up.

~lucky

Gorgeous, I was warmed up and ready to go before you were even born.

Mat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*sigh*, that's the trouble with you young'uns. Always in such a dang hurry.

If its worth doing, its worth doing slowly. Savour the moment.

Mat

I don't know if that's the position you'll take when your ass is on fire and tears are rolling down your face, but since you suggested it, perhaps I'll prolong things and let you 'savour the moment'.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't raise that cane at me, you need it to walk, remember? Sit down, for God's sake and I'll bring in the oxygen.



~lucky

Hey, whippersnapper, don't pick on the elderly. we wont share our meds.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Gorgeous, I was warmed up and ready to go before you were even born.

Mat

Good to know...I think you might wanna fan the flame a little, though. Looks a little weak to me.

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hey, whippersnapper, don't pick on the elderly. we wont share our meds.

np, I've got all the natural chemicals I need.

~lucky

 

[Liar]

Ladies, it breaks my heart that I can't stay and watch this unfold. But my guests just arrived.

Ta-ta all you randy little things.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

np, I've got all the natural chemicals I need.

~lucky

that reminds me, I have to take my pill....lol.

 

[matriarch]

Good to know...I think you might wanna fan the flame a little, though. Looks a little weak to me.

~lucky

I'm smouldering nicely littl'un, even and continuous. No chance of my boiler going out, its well maintained.

I'm gonna take a time out for supper.

Just you take it easy and don't wear your sweet self out with all that puffing and panting. Save your energy. Old Mat 'll be back soon enough to show you how its done.




Mat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm smouldering nicely littl'un, even and continuous. No chance of my boiler going out, its well maintained.

I'm gonna take a time out for supper.

Just you take it easy and don't wear your sweet self out with all that puffing and panting. Save your energy. Old Mat 'll be back soon enough to show you how its done.




Mat

A little advice dear, give it up, she's a saucy one and not quick to tire out.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm smouldering nicely littl'un, even and continuous. No chance of my boiler going out, its well maintained.

I'm gonna take a time out for supper.

Just you take it easy and don't wear your sweet self out with all that puffing and panting. Save your energy. Old Mat 'll be back soon enough to show you how its done.




Mat

See earlier post above about questioning my stamina...

Smoulder on, lady. Let me know when it gets white hot and burns out of control. Then maybe...

~lucky

Enjoy your supper, M.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A little advice dear, give it up, she's a saucy one and not quick to tire out.

How are the welts this morning?

~lucky

Time for another rub?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How are the welts this morning?

~lucky

Time for another rub?

Going down thank you, yes please.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Going down thank you, yes please.

Let me just loosen those knots and then you can fetch the oils.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Let me just loosen those knots and then you can fetch the oils.

~lucky

Can we use the Sandlewood, it's my favorite?

Can I take off the collar for a bit, it's chaffing a little.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Can we use the Sandlewood, it's my favorite?

Can I take off the collar for a bit, it's chaffing a little.

LOL

It's Sunday and I'm feeling generous. Take it all off lady.



~lucky (heading to the showers for a bit)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL

It's Sunday and I'm feeling generous. Take it all off lady.



~lucky (heading to the showers for a bit)

Woohoo. Running naked like a baby without a diaper on...

 

[matriarch]

A little advice dear, give it up, she's a saucy one and not quick to tire out.

*whispering quietly to the expectant audience, while she's in the shower*..........don't worry, I intend to give up eventually. I like to make 'em work for their pleasure.

Mat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*whispering quietly to the expectant audience, while she's in the shower*..........don't worry, I intend to give up eventually. I like to make 'em work for their pleasure.

Mat

Show these kids what you made of girl!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

'Evening all. We're off to the beach.

Lime

Have fun you son of a beach.

 

[Guest]

'Ello. I've been out and about all weekend, spending it with lots of family and making my eldest daughter's 8th birthday as happy as it could be.

Why am I whispering? Oh, cos I lost my voice cos of too much laughing and screaming on the theme park rides. My Dad and me in our own teacup on the Tea Cup Ride finally did it. He nearly span the thing into orbit. (The kids were in another tea cup with my sister-in-law ).

Lou - happy but knackered and kind of glad to be home (but would love to do it all all over again).

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damnit, I'm supposed to be leaving, always when it starts to get fun.

 

[matriarch]

OK, the old lady is off to bed (that'll get me into trouble )

Have fun.

See you all in the morning.
Briefly.

Back to work.

Thank you all for making my week off an ABSolute delight. I had a thoroughly spiffing time. Pity we couldn't make afternoon tea together.

Next time.

Night night.

Mat

 

[Guest]

Goodbye!

LOL

I've killed this thread!

 

[pop_54]

Re: Goodbye!

LOL

I've killed this thread!

Who says so sunshine.