The Hulk vs. Pete1968

[canadianpenny]

The Hulk turns green, but he can't have sexual intercourse. He's also very *keen on gamma radiation

vs.

Pete1968 does not turn green, but he looks nice in a black wife-beater and probably looks hot topless too. He can probably have sex.

 

[blobfish]

If it's a flirting contest, the Hulk will win.

"Hulk want sex lady!"

Still better than Pete.

 

[canadianpenny]

Cons: If me and Pete had babies, they would turn out to be blobfishh

 

[blobfish]

He'd be lucky to have little blobs.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8&feature=related

 

[canadianpenny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8&feature=related

Stop it I'm still listening to the wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm pretty sure that if the Hulk wants sexual intercourse, he's gonna have sexual intercourse.

 

[canadianpenny]

I'm pretty sure that if the Hulk wants sexual intercourse, he's gonna have sexual intercourse.

He tried, but he gets so work up he turns green.


I guess I can Shrek myself up to Fiona to make things work.

 

[clutch1]

Will you be turning green for the next twenty days?
Do we have to be careful not to make you mad?

 

[killallhippies]

Cons: If me and Pete had babies, they would turn out to be blobfishh

then we should all thank god that that's biologically impossible.

 

[canadianpenny]

Will you be turning green for the next twenty days?
Do we have to be careful not to make you mad?

I'm blue dabudee dabudaa

then we should all thank god that that's biologically impossible.

No such thing. Anything is possible with the power of love!

 

[Minalick]

The Hulk turns green, but he can't have sexual intercourse. He's also very *keen on gamma radiation

vs.

Pete1968 does not turn green, but he looks nice in a black wife-beater and probably looks hot topless too. He can probably have sex.

God! You're a fucking moron.
Please tell me you're not actually Canadian.
Because if you are, you make the rest of us look really bad and that pisses me off.

 

[canadianpenny]

God! You're a fucking moron.
Please tell me you're not actually Canadian.
Because if you are, you make the rest of us look really bad and that pisses me off.

Thank you for taking my post seriously. You call is very important to us. Please hold and the next available customer service representative will answer your call shortly.

 

[Minalick]

Thank you for taking my post seriously. You call is very important to us. Please hold and the next available customer service representative will answer your call shortly.

Oh sweety.
You missunderstood.
Let me see if I can dumb it down any further for you;

You......are......a......moron.

Nothing you say is funny or interesting.
You can't even write properly.

I hope all that was crystal clear for you.

Here's a little something to help you out : www.dictionary.com
Because clearly you need it.

 

[canadianpenny]

Oh sweety.
You missunderstood.
Let me see if I can dumb it down any further for you;

You......are......a......moron.

Nothing you say is funny or interesting.
You can't even write properly.

I hope all that was crystal clear for you.

Here's a little something to help you out : www.dictionary.com
Because clearly you need it.

You spend so much time criticizing me. And you know what, thank you for spending all this time writing to me. It shows how much you care.

I love you.

 

[canadianpenny]

Oh sweety.
You missunderstood.
Let me see if I can dumb it down any further for you;

You......are......a......moron.

Nothing you say is funny or interesting.
You can't even write properly.

I hope all that was crystal clear for you.

Here's a little something to help you out : www.dictionary.com
Because clearly you need it.

Also, *misunderstood

Gotta love the irony (or should I say, got to)

 

[blobfish]

Also, *misunderstood

Gotta love the irony (or should I say, got to)

Actually, it should be "have to", or "you've got to".

 

[canadianpenny]

Actually, it should be "have to", or "you've got to".

I never thought I'd say this, but you are one smart cookie!

(I guess I need to start being more formal with my writing, seeing as how I'm a moron and all)

 

[blobfish]

I never thought I'd say this, but you are one smart cookie!

(I guess I need to start being more formal with my writing, seeing as how I'm a moron and all)

Good grammar is the secret to making people you're smart. That's why some people think that about me.

 

[canadianpenny]

Good grammar is the secret to making people you're smart. That's why some people think that about me.

I'm sorry. I tend to take everything that everyone has to say about me seriously. Especially strangers on literotica.

 

[blobfish]

I'm sorry. I tend to take everything that everyone has to say about me seriously. Especially strangers on literotica.

Every post I make is another attempt to impress the people here. This is my 7,400th try.

 

[canadianpenny]

Every post I make is another attempt to impress the people here. This is my 7,400th try.

I'm here in hopes that I can find my one true love.

 

[blobfish]

I'm here in hopes that I can find my one true love.

You may just find your Creeping Beauty.

 

[canadianpenny]

I wonder if Pete will ever see this

 

[pete]

I wonder if Pete will ever see this

i *just* did, only 7+ hours after the fact. but hey, better late than never.

when i saw the thread title, it kinda blew me away since it reminded me of the time i met the hulk, aka lou ferrigno, at a gym opening near my house. he was a colossal mf'er, and shaking his hand was both cool and scary.

thanks for the compliment, cp. that wifebeater is actually charcoal, but i took the pic with a sepia setting, so the color's a little wonky. there is a topless pic of me floating around these boards, but view it with caution: it's already broken up 2 marriages and inspired a reality show on the bravo network.