The Housewife Myth

[QSco]

Well, I think it's a myth. I know there are horny and maybe even neglected women out there. Maybe even housewives. But I think porn has done us a great disservice trying to make us believe that they're desiring these great sexual encounters with strangers and neighbours in the middle of the day. Now here I am with these fantasies of neighbourhood trysts and delightful encounters, which I don't believe ever happen, despite second hand anecdotal accounts to the contrary.

Happened to you? Hoping to happen to you? What's the story? UPS man? A sexy dad at the playgroup? Milkman? Lawn cutting boy?


*note - if you're like my browser and the spelling of "neighbour" is making you all squiggly, know that I do it on purpose, and that Webster is no friend of mine.

 

[pwr2theblondes]

Oh yeah. You're a Canadian, right?

Don't have any thing to add here. I am def not a house wife

 

[vibes]

Oh yeah. You're a Canadian, right?

Don't have any thing to add here. I am def not a house wife

You'll hopefully be a sexy one, one day

 

[kshsoninho]

It's true for me. I'm a housewife (3 kids) and horny as hell, though not neglected. Usually don't have mid-day trysts as I like my husband to be a part of anything when it happens (on occasion) but definitely a lot of exhibitionism. I know only a couple moms who are similar (none of them sleep around, but definitely show a LOT of skin when the grocery delivery guy comes around, or the mailman comes knocking, etc.). I think it's a lot more common than you think. We're home all day, the kids are crazy, we don't always feel appreciated by our husbands who work their asses off all day and come home too tired to treat us like the damsels we expect to be treated like, so we show some skin and tit and fantasize over the longing stares of those we're teasing.

I'm just lucky enough to have a husband that encourages it and more - my friends who are cock teases wouldn't dare of telling their husbands. I'm just lucky that way.

 

[QSco]

It's true for me. I'm a housewife (3 kids) and horny as hell, though not neglected. Usually don't have mid-day trysts as I like my husband to be a part of anything when it happens (on occasion) but definitely a lot of exhibitionism. I know only a couple moms who are similar (none of them sleep around, but definitely show a LOT of skin when the grocery delivery guy comes around, or the mailman comes knocking, etc.). I think it's a lot more common than you think. We're home all day, the kids are crazy, we don't always feel appreciated by our husbands who work their asses off all day and come home too tired to treat us like the damsels we expect to be treated like, so we show some skin and tit and fantasize over the longing stares of those we're teasing.

I'm just lucky enough to have a husband that encourages it and more - my friends who are cock teases wouldn't dare of telling their husbands. I'm just lucky that way.

Ahh, so it's about the tease, and not about the sex. I see. Show some skin, get the lustful stare from the random stranger and indulge yourself in a little fantasy. How delightful!

 

[justherhusband]

Where were all these sexy housewives when I was delivering pizza 20 years ago? I certainly never came across any. All I ever was offered out of the ordinary was a bong hit as a tip from cash strapped students.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Can't guarantee it but it seems more prevalent in military circles. There was never any doubt that when the military member was TDY/Deployed that at some point the volunteer mowing the yard was also doing some interior design of his own. Esp when you could hear the Ahem!furniture being re-arranged, and the "Oh Gawd!" shreaking b/c you knew she just had a close encounter w/ a snake! Naturally the snake was captured and appropriately drained of it's life force and then w/in a day or so was reincarnated

 

[QSco]

Can't guarantee it but it seems more prevalent in military circles. There was never any doubt that when the military member was TDY/Deployed that at some point the volunteer mowing the yard was also doing some interior design of his own. Esp when you could hear the Ahem!furniture being re-arranged, and the "Oh Gawd!" shreaking b/c you knew she just had a close encounter w/ a snake! Naturally the snake was captured and appropriately drained of it's life force and then w/in a day or so was reincarnated

Snakes, you say?

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Snakes, you say?

Mmm Hmm all sorts apparently - thin, thick, long, short, and a variant of colours ranging from beige, caramel, and black.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Can't guarantee it but it seems more prevalent in military circles. There was never any doubt that when the military member was TDY/Deployed that at some point the volunteer mowing the yard was also doing some interior design of his own. Esp when you could hear the Ahem!furniture being re-arranged, and the "Oh Gawd!" shreaking b/c you knew she just had a close encounter w/ a snake! Naturally the snake was captured and appropriately drained of it's life force and then w/in a day or so was reincarnated

True story...another fantastic reminder of why I should never go back in...thanks sensual!