The "Hello Birdie" Show...

[Black_Bird]

With our host, Black Bird!

Our first two guests tonight come all the way from across the ocean and just down the street a ways... Well, I mean, one of them is from across the pacific and the other lives in my hometown. Uh, yeah.

I'd like you to all welcome, Foxinsox and Silverlily!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

nothing much, babe... just you.

 

[freakygirl]

*struts through the thread wearing nothing but her "I Black Bird" thong and t-shirt set*

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

*struts through the thread wearing nothing but her "I Black Bird" thong and t-shirt set*

Oh my...

Excuse me whilest I roll my tongue back into my mouth.

 

[Black_Bird]

Lol @ you, you feathery lil fucker

You can't be a fucker untill you've fucked something...

 

[Silverlily]

I most certainly do not live in your hometown.


The shopping there sucks.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

I most certainly do not live in your hometown.

The shopping there sucks.

Well, let me put it this way... if a nuke went off exactly midway between you and I, neither one of us would be signing in for a while.

Better? Or just depressing?

 

[Black_Bird]

Literally or figuratively?

What do you think?

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

I think, therefore I am.

Or something.

Or something...
Well... Um...
Um. er. uh.

That's all for the hello birdie show! I'd like to thank our guests and that lovely mysterious lady that's walking around wearing hardly anything.

God bless and good night.

 

[Silverlily]

Well, let me put it this way... if a nuke went off exactly midway between you and I, neither one of us would be signing in for a while.

Better? Or just depressing?

Neither, here and there aren't nuke worthy.

This is where it becomes the Goodnight Birdie show. Goodnight, dearest.

 

[Black_Bird]

Neither, here and there aren't nuke worthy.

This is where it becomes the Goodnight Birdie show. Goodnight, dearest.

Good night hon.

 

[Guest]

I'm going to bed, too.