THE HELL WITH DCL(sorry) WHO IS ANGELINA JOLIE

[TonyG]

With all due respect to DCL, to me the following is more important?

I was watching one of those stupid hollywood type interview shows at lunch and the guests were Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton. She was being quizzed concerning a rumor around Hollywood that their sex life is very strange. Would she care to elaborate? One of her responses was that they enjoy an erotic story web site. They go to the site as different names and RESPOND TO THE BULLETIN BOARDS AND ROLE PLAYS. She stated that they think it's very kinky to interact with people who are not aware it is them.

Now, she did not say the site was Lit, but if it is then WHO THE HELL COULD SHE BE?

Oh, if you want to try to guess Billy Bob you can, but he doesn't do anything for me.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If she IS on this board look for her in an incest Role Playing thread.

 

[Scott Montgomery]

Angelina Jolie is the hottest thing on two legs. That'd be so cool if she was here, I could think of a couple hundred things I'd do to her (or let her do to me)

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by Dixon Carter Lee
If she IS on this board look for her in an incest Role Playing thread.

Might you know something we don't know?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I saw Billy Bob Thornton in an interview on Oprah when I went home for Christmas..or was it Thanksgiving? ANyway, I don't know. He's just weird...I don't know. There's something about him that was just OFF, I don't know what it was. *MAybe it's just because he was sitting next to Matt Damon-who I think is such a hottie Who knows? Who really cares?

I heard he has a B I G dick. hehe. Maybe that's what throws him "off"? (wink)

 

[Bs]

WHOA.......... Could it be I heard DCL had a BID DICK!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Xander]

About a year ago, there was a rumour that DCL had a 13" dick, as far as I remember.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Could it be I heard DCL had a BID DICK!

And the bidding starts at two hundred dollars....

 

[*Jennifer-In-Flares*]

ok i own up. i'm angelina. so where's this dude with 13 inches? *jenny*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's a myth. And, in this case, a myth is not as good as a mile.

 

[*Jennifer-In-Flares*]

lmfao too cute.... its ok dlc. i only want to plastercast it for my collection. i've got jimi hendrix you know *jenny*

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by Dixon Carter Lee
If she IS on this board look for her in an incest Role Playing thread.

Well, DCL, about four hours later your pun dawned on me. I'm a little slow today.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Feisty1]

explanation:

The incidence in question occurred at whatever award show A.J. most recently made an appearance (I don't have tv, so I am only repeating what I heard on the radio/at work). Apparently when her name was called for having won, she and her brother shared a rather intimate kiss...a hint of tongue, perhaps? I saw the pic in some mag in the checkout line...and frankly it was definitely "a wet one."

Of course that doesn't diminish any sexual desire I have for her...just makes me realize that maybe I'll have to set down some rules before we begin our passionate tryst.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mustang Sally]

And here I was thinking the incest comment had something to do with the name "Billy Bob." I mean, you can't get much more redneck than that.

 

[Never]

I bet it's that one girl..
You know, Rolly or something. Yep, it's her.

 

[April]

Billy Bob's an Arkie. 'Nuff said.