The Happy Birthday Dolf Thread

Happy Birthday!
Raise a glass to every one of your ancestors who was smart enough and fast enough and healthy enough to find food, evade predators, and survive ill-health just long enough to procreate.... eventually resulting in the uniqueness that is YOU!
:rose:
 
my poem

let those women in England, still abed,
hold their ovaries cheap,
when those who posted today speak,
on this your birthing day. . .


have your boobs sagged below your buttocks yet, on this your birthing day?



I know, it sucks a lot, but happy birthday anyway. bitch.
 
Commas are nothing to joke about. There's a guy here whose wife was stuck in one for weeks.
 
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