The Great Would You Rather Thread.

[CarnivalBarker]

Really? I thought you gauged your manliness by how often your penis was hard. I was lead to believe that hard penises were the primary, salient characteristic of men.
I mean, thats just how I view the world, being a lady with a ladybrain.
How will I know I'm finally a man if I don't have a hard penis all the time?

very confuzzled

None of the other men will want to sleep with you......so pretty much now.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Which is weird, because we men are never like that.

And therein lies the true tragedy in the construction of western masculinity. Le sigh

 

[Miss_Vivi]

None of the other men will want to sleep with you......so pretty much now.

Vail! This person says you will never get penis!

NEVAR!!!

When would you like to schedule the party?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Really? I thought you gauged your manliness by how often your penis was hard. I was lead to believe that hard penises were the primary, salient characteristic of men.
I mean, thats just how I view the world, being a lady with a ladybrain.
How will I know I'm finally a man if I don't have a hard penis all the time?

very confuzzled

When you're oppressed by jealous feminazis, obviously.

 

[CarnivalBarker]

tilts head
Was that meant as some kind of insult?

No. It's not like I pointed out your objective height and weight or anything like that....

 

[Miss_Vivi]

No. It's not like I pointed out your objective height and weight or anything like that....

No, of course not. That would be dumb.

sigh
Its true.
I never get the penis and never have the penis offered to me.
My life lacks meaning.
And penis.
And it would be NEAR IMPOSSIBLE for me to get the penis if I wanted the penis because, god knows, there's really no pleasing a penis when you are a horrible, vicious hag like myself and no REAL MAN would want his penis anywhere near me because the penis are terribly picky.

HOW WILL I GET THE PENIS????

You wiggle your nose , and touch your toes and turn around three times, renounce your sexy lesbian ways.....

THE TRAGEDY!! THE WORLD NEEDS YOU VAIL!
Please don't go for the penis.
Please?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

NO! NO! I CAN NOT LIVE A LIE ANY LONGER!

I'm no longer a horrible, penis envying dyke.
I am a penis wanting slut.
Wait.
So I no longer want a penis, except I want a penis.

Dammit.
I find this entire penis thing to be confusing.

That's generally how it goes.
You want it and then you want it and then you want it to go away.

Oh Vail, how I shall miss you and your dyke having ways. You knew the way to my clit...er.. heart. May some man make you a happy...

I JUST CAN'T DO IT! PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!

 

[yeishia]

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One of the things that really saddens me about Lit is that under the guise of Free Spoech anything here is allowed.

Any form of abuse.

Justified or not.

Why can we not just be accepting of one another's differences.

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations

To me this IS Perfection.

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[Scuttle Buttin']

This still has nothing to do with freedom of speech.

 

[musicankane]

This still has nothing to do with freedom of speech.

It is about the opression of any and all sense of humor because a couple of shitheads took offense to a joke that had nothing to do with them.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Yes, you are the victim.

 

[yeishia]

This still has nothing to do with freedom of speech.

* smiles softly *

I beg to disagree...freedom of speech ...true freedom of speech...is a privilege...a sanctity.

It saddens me when it is abused in any milieu.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

It is about the opression of any and all sense of humor because a couple of shitheads took offense to a joke that had nothing to do with them.

http://media.tumblr.com/0f94d8c637038d2fbb247aadc2f15081/tumblr_inline_mu3xnnS1Wv1rq4qnm.gif

Here. Allow me. hands over the cane

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[Scuttle Buttin']

* smiles softly *

I beg to disagree...freedom of speech ...true freedom of speech...is a privilege...a sanctity.

It saddens me when it is abused in any milieu.

True freedom of speech does not exist. You are never free to say whatever you want, whenever you want.

But otherwise, yeah. I suspect you'd not look on cancer jokes in a positive light, and i see no reason why the 'jokes' in her should be any different.

 

[Britwitch]

peeks in

Just to say.

Free speech goes both ways.
You're allowed to defend your choices, regardless of what they are.
And you're allowed to be offended by the choices of others.

They had as much right to say they were offended as those who had done the posting of things that weren't appreciated by others.

 

[yeishia]

True freedom of speech does not exist. You are never free to say whatever you want, whenever you want.

But otherwise, yeah. I suspect you'd not look on cancer jokes in a positive light, and i see no reason why the 'jokes' in her should be any different.

I am not sure who her is...but you are correct I do not consider jokes at another's expense to be fun at all...not ever.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I am not sure who her is...but you are correct I do not consider jokes at another's expense to be fun at all...not ever.

Her is Lit.

I refer to Lit as a 'her' like they do with ships and stuff.

 

[yeishia]

Her is Lit.

I refer to Lit as a 'her' like they do with ships and stuff.

Ahhh....They will no doubt kick me out ..but that particular her I think is sometimes an insensitive bitch who needs to step up and become accountable. We are a community, their community are we not?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I think everyone agrees with that, outside of the times they don't.

 

[yeishia]

I think everyone agrees with that, outside of the times they don't.

* smiles* I guess not ..tis sad.

I am off to bed , sweet dreams once you get there.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I think everyone agrees with that, outside of the times they don't.

When you're in a Slump,
you're not in for much fun.
Un-slumping lit
is not easily done.”

 

[Raven_Timothy]

James Madison. Anyone know who he was? He is the guy who wrote and presented the bill of rights. Later he was asked by reporters what the freedom of speech meant. His response was that the freedom of speech was like the freedom of movement. And like that freedom you have the right to swing your arms until they meat with the next mans nose. Then you are responsible for the damage done intended or not.

So yes as a defender of your freedoms I say, you may say what ever you want. But you are accountable for any damage you do in expressing your freedom.

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Actually, there is almost zero liability or responsibility for anything said, BECAUSE of the first amendment. The beauty of America is that you can offend with impunity without repercussion. Words tend to make no impression upon striking someone's nose. People can be offended all they want. Zero fucks do I need to give, however....

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

This has nothing to do with freedom of speech.

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Good. In that case, I am free to say that I would choose Lindsay Lohan on her worst day over Gabby Sidibe on her best, and people can whine and cry about it all they want, while I go check out Mila Kunis in Esquire magazine.....