The Great Lit Orgy

[EvaLane]

Is there gonna be much homework? AFAF

I prefer open book tests to really see if you’ve been paying attention.

To be fair, I’m more of a hands on learner myself, so I’m flexible.

 

[Taegul]

I prefer open book tests to really see if you’ve been paying attention.

To be fair, I’m more of a hands on learner myself, so I’m flexible.

*Gulp*

And do you allow extra credit if my grade starts to slip?

 

[EvaLane]

*Gulp*

And do you allow extra credit if my grade starts to slip?

If I was feeling generous. You’d hate to see what happens to those who fail

 

[Taegul]

If I was feeling generous. You’d hate to see what happens to those who fail

I disagree.

 

[chame1eon]

Ha. Are you sure.

 

[EvaLane]

One day, maybe someone will teach me a lesson, but until then I will remain untouched.

By anyone other than me, duh.

 

[Peter_Out]

Vegetable oil or KY?

"Crude" would sometimes seem more appropriate around here.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Vegetable oil or KY?

Coconut, duh

 

[AtramentousRex]

Coconut, duh

I've been told it's good for getting all up in the nooks an crannies.

 

[Peter_Out]

Coconut, duh

I am very much a "fan" of everyday objects, such as for example fruit and veg, being used as sex toys, but a coconut?!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

4 minutes?? I can work with that actually, it only takes me about 2

 

[EvaLane]

Bigggggg fan of coconut oil. Massages are absolutely exquisite with it. If you haven’t jerked off using coconut oil, idk what to say. It also smells amazing.

 

[Madhatter02]

Bigggggg fan of coconut oil. Massages are absolutely exquisite with it. If you haven’t jerked off using coconut oil, idk what to say. It also smells amazing.

Love coconut oil

 

[Peter_Out]

Bigggggg fan of coconut oil. Massages are absolutely exquisite with it. If you haven’t jerked off using coconut oil, idk what to say. It also smells amazing.

I know I'm weird - oh, believe me on that! - but I really dislike the smell (and taste) of coconut.

 

[EvaLane]

I know I'm weird - oh, believe me on that! - but I really dislike the smell (and taste) of coconut.

Maybe you need the right kind of conversion therapy

 

[Qky75]

Bigggggg fan of coconut oil. Massages are absolutely exquisite with it. If you haven’t jerked off using coconut oil, idk what to say. It also smells amazing.

It also microwaves with a chocolate bar to make magic shell for ice cream...... dammit wrong site.

 

[BornNorCal]

It also microwaves with a chocolate bar to make magic shell for ice cream...... dammit wrong site.

There is absolutely room for this here!

 

[Taegul]

Bigggggg fan of coconut oil. Massages are absolutely exquisite with it. If you haven’t jerked off using coconut oil, idk what to say. It also smells amazing.

I can confirm all of this. The real dilemma comes with selecting refined or virgin coconut oil. I mean, I'm a refined gentleman and I'm not a virgin so the choice should be easy. But it's never easy.

The awkward part is when I forget which is better so I try both of them out in aisle 7. The grocery clerks now know me by name, as does the local police department.

 

[Qky75]

I can confirm all of this. The real dilemma comes with selecting refined or virgin coconut oil. I mean, I'm a refined gentleman and I'm not a virgin so the choice should be easy. But it's never easy.

The awkward part is when I forget which is better so I try both of them out in aisle 7. The grocery clerks now know me by name, as does the local police department.

But is the coconut being carried by an African swallow or a European swallow?

 

[Taegul]

But is the coconut being carried by an African swallow or a European swallow?

They spit, never swallow. I might have misunderstood the question.

*Taegul gets flung off into a chasm*

 

[Lmizzler]

Is it orgy weekend this weekend?

 

[Apisto42]

Is it orgy weekend this weekend?

You missed it.

Or maybe it’s tomorrow.

But not now. Check back later.

 

[Lmizzler]

You missed it.

Or maybe it’s tomorrow.

But not now. Check back later.

I think I was “mistakenly” given the wrong address. Nobody is here.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*carrys on holding breath and hiding*

 

[Bry1313]

I think I was “mistakenly” given the wrong address. Nobody is here.

Me too