The Great Hanns Conspiracy

[Guest]

We know there are operatives working for Hanns this has been a long over year long covert attempt to ruin the board.

These spies have been in place gathering and saving pertinent information.

Lance is the ringleader.

His operatives are all mindless minions under his direction.

Anyone that talks to him or his kind will no longer be my friend.

This malicious attempt to instill fear in us all

I will say Tantanah was in on this the bitch

The board has never seen an attack of this kind.

It's been going on for months

24 hr coverage One logs off other comes on

I'm close to finding out all who are involved.

IP numbers are traced Map in control center is marked

My computer has been hacked into by one if not more of them.

At this time anonymous regular who has snookered many an innocent woman into confiding to him

He is a plant

Do not trust anyone but me or a person that PMs you with the code word

This is serious business it may go all the way to the top

Laurel where has she been?

They are running scared

Locations are lied about we know that by logging times

Unusual volumes of spam are flooding email addies

We have scoured member history and see a pattern

REmember if you talk to Lance on the board no one will trust you

You are involved somehow

I cant say anymore at this time but those that need to know know

The climax is soon

Be on the edge of your seats

LAugh now Lance and Hanns

BRB I have to shit

Just suppose your mother is in on this

Trust no one I repeat no one unless they have the code

This goes all the way to the top



Ishmeal
I work for the Lord my God
You can call me Ish
or you can call me male
just don't call me or Tulips crazy

__________________________________________________

"together we will defeat the evil plaguing this board"

"he who laughs first laughs last"

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

oh don't make me laugh

its no conspiracy twat

its a load of idiots with nothing better to do

and btw Hanns has no friends

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I have Hanns but unlike you I am not going tell everyone my sources

think on!!!!!

your days are numbered

 

[Guest]

Thank you Ishmael (the real Ishmael) and Tulips.
You've given Hanns a nice boost.

It was quieting down around here.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

I did a trace on the shit Ish just took. It led all the way to his head.

 

[Guest]

Indie works for Hanns or is Hanns.

Freya may or may not be involved but she knows.

Thats what I think.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

Freya works for me.

Only thing that works for Hanns is his hand

 

[Guest]

Re: n/a

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

My apologies. Didn't mean to make you cry

 

[Ishmael]

Cute thread.

Ishmael

 

[Cheyenne]

For some reason, the phrase "the best defense is a good offense" comes to mind...

 

[Lancecastor]

Okay worms, back to scouring and infiltrating!

I've got a ring to lead here, stop fucking around.

Lance

 

[Batch]

We know there are operatives working for Hanns this has been a long over year long covert attempt to ruin the board.

These spies have been in place gathering and saving pertinent information.

Lance is the ringleader.

His operatives are all mindless minions under his direction.

Anyone that talks to him or his kind will no longer be my friend.

This malicious attempt to instill fear in us all

I will say Tantanah was in on this the bitch

The board has never seen an attack of this kind.

It's been going on for months

24 hr coverage One logs off other comes on

I'm close to finding out all who are involved.

IP numbers are traced Map in control center is marked

My computer has been hacked into by one if not more of them.

At this time anonymous regular who has snookered many an innocent woman into confiding to him

He is a plant

Do not trust anyone but me or a person that PMs you with the code word

This is serious business it may go all the way to the top

Laurel where has she been?

They are running scared

Locations are lied about we know that by logging times

Unusual volumes of spam are flooding email addies

We have scoured member history and see a pattern

REmember if you talk to Lance on the board no one will trust you

You are involved somehow

I cant say anymore at this time but those that need to know know

The climax is soon

Be on the edge of your seats

LAugh now Lance and Hanns

BRB I have to shit

Just suppose your mother is in on this

Trust no one I repeat no one unless they have the code

This goes all the way to the top



Ishmeal
I work for the Lord my God
You can call me Ish
or you can call me male
just don't call me or Tulips crazy

__________________________________________________

"together we will defeat the evil plaguing this board"

"he who laughs first laughs last"

And....

if you divulge any of this information
to outside
source

you would have to kill them right?

Does your messages to your minions self-destruct after reading them, too?

 

[Freya]

Okay worms, back to scouring and infiltrating!

I've got a ring to lead here, stop fucking around.

Lance

Pull my collar, Oh Blessed Master. You know how that turns me on.

 

[pipercatt]

The climax is soon

I was lost till I read this....then the rest just faded away in anticipation.


Ummm...what did you say?

 

[lavender]

Well, if that unregistered didn't have the closest posting style to Lance ever, I don't know who has. Seriously folks, who else does sentences like that on the board?

 

[sunstruck]

Apparently paranoia is contageous. Tinfoil hats for everyone!!

 

[Freya]

Apparently paranoia is contageous. Tinfoil hats for everyone!!

What? You didn't already have yours? Sheesh Sunny, get with the program.

 

[sunstruck]

What? You didn't already have yours? Sheesh Sunny, get with the program.

I thought I did, apparently it was just alluminum. Not nearly as effective.

 

[Freya]

I thought I did, apparently it was just alluminum. Not nearly as effective.

Don't forget to put those little knobs on it too.

 

[sunstruck]

Don't forget to put those little knobs on it too.

Hey! My knobs are lit-- Oh. Hehe. Right!

 

[REDWAVE]

Drama Queen

I nominate Ish for Drama Queen of 2002!

 

[Freya]

Re: Drama Queen

I nominate Ish for Drama Queen of 2002!

We can have the crowning at the same time as your ceremony.


Sunny, let me tweak those knobs for you a bit. They just don't seem quite right.