The Golden Years

[plasticman33]

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

 

[JerseyBoy]

funny....i dont remember Bowie singing that

but then again I'm old...

 

[weed]

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

You should stop taking your medication.

 

[plasticman33]

It's the new Rolling Stones theme song for the 40 licks tour!! Man talk about wrinkles!! Have you taken a good look at those guys!!

 

[Tantrikenetic]

Yeah, they're getting pretty old. Maybe they should change their name to the Rolling Kidney Stones.

 

[greybeard]

It's the new Rolling Stones theme song for the 40 licks tour!! Man talk about wrinkles!! Have you taken a good look at those guys!!

I love the fact that they are still at it though..................

greybeard