The Genius of Mike Tyson

[miles]

This from a recent interview:

Tyson, usually calm but at times hostile, opened with a lewd response to a female reporter, who asked him about the upcoming fight ("It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know.").

What a sub-human waste of skin.

 

[Bob Peale]

You need to have something to aspire to after mayor of Washington, DC

 

[Purple Haze]

Ali would kick his ass all over town.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Bob Peale]

I remember the ear incident...I saw it live on tv at my sister-in-law's wedding. The man is/was/and always will be a loser.

Hmm, we didn't get the videographer/photographer/pay-per-view package at OUR wedding

 

[pabloback]

does anyone think tyson would make a good vegitarian?

 

[Sillyman]

Oh, he's just a big pussycat. Really. Mind you, I have met some large dumb violent cats in my time.

As for whether Tyson would make a good vegetarian, I would say no, because in his own words "You need to have a medical degree or something for that." He would make an excellent vegetable though.

 

[miles]

Ali would kick his ass all over town.

Can you see the weigh-in - Ali mouthing off and taunting Tyson just to get inside his head (not a tough thing to do).

Tyson would have been a grease spot on the canvas.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Purple Haze]

Hmm, we didn't get the videographer/photographer/pay-per-view package at OUR wedding

We didn't either, couldn't afford it.

We had to provide our own "whup-ass" entertainment, like tweleve rounds of bare-knuckle, parking lot boxing. It was free, you know. It was free, and live. Better than that pay-per-view stuff. Nothing like those wedding brawls, no-siree. Like my Aunt and Uncle's Fiftieth Anniversary party. Totally free.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[SpaceToast]

Oh, I'd guess Equatorius, or something like it.

Wait, what are we talking about?

SpaceToast of the Apes, mighty hunter-

-M@