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Wow! A familiar name! How are you?![]()
Alive and kicking!![]()
How are YOU?! Cripes, it's been years!
it has been really dead lately. I wish I had something exciting to post but I don't.
You still have boobies right?
Pretty exciting to post...![]()
Heh. No one here wants to see my bewbies.
Good to see you.![]()
I'm glad to see that!
It really has been. It's kind of hard to believe. I'm about to be the father of a five-year-old - if you can believe it.![]()
it has been really dead lately. I wish I had something exciting to post but I don't.
Lit-ches? I like that.
Plus, it sounds like how I pronounce lich. Unlike some people who pronounce it "lighch."
(and apparently it's pronounced "like." Well, did not see that coming)
I am the mother of a two and a half year old!Parenthood is awesome. More work than I ever expected, but so worth it!
I thought I remembered that you were expecting at one time. I didn't want to asko) in case my memory was malfunctioning.
It certainly is a fascinating transition. I'm constantly amazed by how fast things happen in the parenthood realm.
There's a steep learning curve.![]()
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So good to see you!
German?
In Dutch it's "lijken," which is nothing like Lit-ches.
Ever find yourself saying things that you can't believe came out of your mouth? It might not have happened yet, since yours is still pretty young, but when I say stuff like: "If you don't smarten up you are going to be in trouble" or "do you want to be spoken to?" - I almost piss myself laughing (on the inside).
I'm waiting for the day I say, "I'm going to give you something to cry about..."
Oy. Flashbacks to childhood.![]()
I have actually said that...![]()
Bwah! Bonus points to you!![]()
My kiddo is perfecting the "fake" cry. He gets so frustrated when mama doesn't respond with sympathy and hugs.He may have a career as an actor!
Ah, yes. The "fake cry."
Any "holy crap" moments yet?
We had one a couple of months ago. We both got up one morning, came downstairs and I went immediately into the kitchen to start breakfast. She went to the living room on her own. After five or ten minutes I realized I had not turned on the TV, PVR, surround sound, etc for her to watch cartoons while I cooked. I went to the living room to do so and she was sitting there with everything turned on herself watching her show.
She also knows more about the latest music than I do.![]()
it has been really dead lately. I wish I had something exciting to post but I don't.
I woke up this morning, got coffee, checked and replied to my emails, and then came onto lit to see what was happening - and found 650 old threads bumped to the front page.
Ok, I am maybe exaggerating a little about the number.
Fuck you.
Oh, and congrats on being a parental unit.
Get ready for the teen years NOW.