The GBers are Preparing for War!!!

Oh hell! They're stalking us now? This is getting serious!!
 
No worries folks, the GBers are easy to defeat. All you have to do, is lock mom and dad's basement door, and kill the power.
 
how sweet! I was nominated..!!!
But, no, I decline appointment.
1. I'm gonna be out of commission for a bit and would be at a disadvantage as I anticipate at least one refill of the good shit..
2. I've lurked over there. And posted once or twice. They HATE my green writing, so they get a big "Fuck You" right out the gate from me..
3. Just not worth my time. Seriously. There are (probably) some terrific people over in the GB, but there are more than a few bad apples spewing vitriol that I just can't get through very many of their threads without needing to poke my eye out...with a spoon..:cool:

Fare thee well, Citizens of the Playground! God speed!
(And remember: the ignore button is your friend)
 
It's all in good fun. Yes, the GB peeps are actually having fun in a thread, and the instigator is our POW!
 
I must have come to the PG during a Golden Age of freedom and enlightenment. Now thwere is a threat from another board?? Damn them I say Damn them to Hell!!!
 
And you are expert at pretending.

No, seriously.

A pussy-whipped florida massage therapist pretending to be a Hell's Angel?

my pleasure is derived from my woman's pleasure, because as we all know, if the woman is not happy, ain't nobody happy!

Location:
Southern Florida

Occupation:
living, massage therapist, instructor, building- rebuilding cars, bikes, homes, vegetarian cook
 
No, seriously.

A pussy-whipped florida massage therapist pretending to be a Hell's Angel?
lmao! That's so funny! Slinger was right about you, except he neglected to mention how deeply insecure & insanely jealous you are. And for the record, Hells Angels, or any 1%er for that matter, never settle an argument with an argument. So ramble on fool, show the PG that everything Slinger says about you is true.

I got to go & get myself pussywhipped, something you'd have no experience with. ;)
 
I declare victory..
I killed their thread:eek:
:(
I didn't mean to..
Ok, maybe I did.
Sigh..
Such a short battle, and I only posted once:(
Maybe it was the green writing that threw them off?

 
lmao! That's so funny! Slinger was right about you, except he neglected to mention how deeply insecure & insanely jealous you are. And for the record, Hells Angels, or any 1%er for that matter, never settle an argument with an argument. So ramble on fool, show the PG that everything Slinger says about you is true.

I got to go & get myself pussywhipped, something you'd have no experience with. ;)

Lol... hey, that post a few pages back was out of luv, not to hurt!!!! :heart::heart:


Hi Lance!! I've missed you... seems you got your big girl panties on today and decided to venture over for more abuse. You really are a glutton for punishment!!

Btw.. your avatar is very disingenuous... that pic can't be you, this is the one you sent me.... I did photoshop out the hearts on it, you're welcome!!:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg_1295986041.jpg

Btw.. two words:

Treadmill

Sunshine


you need both, badly. :rose:
 
Wow, I miss a couple days and the GB is threatening the PG again?

<<<Straps on my Kevlar, carefully positions dark glasses and earmuffs.>>>

Corbal & Slinger are gonna cause some serious collateral damage if they go alone. Please people! We must join them and stand at their side before they lay waste to a forum that has a few good posters! Don't you see? There will be a genocide if we release those two with no one to reign them in!

I admit to wandering around in the GB sometimes. They are not all assholes. Some do not deserve to die. But then again, it is war. Barefoot- kill their power. NorthRock- screw their parents basement door shut. I'm gonna cut the wires for phone and satellite tv/internet.

Corbal & Slinger- they're all yours...
 
Oh dear....are the GBers bored again??

I'm sure the infiltration will be short lived like last time :D
 
Lol... hey, that post a few pages back was out of luv, not to hurt!!!! :heart::heart:


Hi Lance!! I've missed you... seems you got your big girl panties on today and decided to venture over for more abuse. You really are a glutton for punishment!!

Btw.. your avatar is very disingenuous... that pic can't be you, this is the one you sent me.... I did photoshop out the hearts on it, you're welcome!!:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg_1295986041.jpg

Btw.. two words:

Treadmill

Sunshine


you need both, badly. :rose:
That pic explains a lot.
 
*crawls to the bars of the cage, manacles rusted, chains clanking*

Is....there....to be, killing?
 
*crawls to the bars of the cage, manacles rusted, chains clanking*

Is....there....to be, killing?
*tosses glitter on Nevyn*

What's with the chains, baby boy?
Apparently the only weapons the PG are supposed to have are rainbow farts and unicorn poo..:rolleyes:


They will be TOTALLY blind-sided with the brassiere-elastic catapults I designed to launch our heat-seeking butterflies and ladybug-grenades.
 
*tosses glitter on Nevyn*

What's with the chains, baby boy?
Apparently the only weapons the PG are supposed to have are rainbow farts and unicorn poo..:rolleyes:


They will be TOTALLY blind-sided with the brassiere-elastic catapults I designed to launch our heat-seeking butterflies and ladybug-grenades.

*grunts* Call me when things turn serious...I'll be sharpening my blades. They should remember, children shouldn't play with grenades. Or words.
 
Lol... hey, that post a few pages back was out of luv, not to hurt!!!! :heart::heart:


Hi Lance!! I've missed you... seems you got your big girl panties on today and decided to venture over for more abuse. You really are a glutton for punishment!!

Btw.. your avatar is very disingenuous... that pic can't be you, this is the one you sent me.... I did photoshop out the hearts on it, you're welcome!!:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg_1295986041.jpg

Btw.. two words:

Treadmill

Sunshine


you need both, badly. :rose:


You finally shared a photo of yourself!! This should be in the Show Your Face thread, Slinger, you handsome bowling ball, you. :kiss:
 
*grunts* Call me when things turn serious...I'll be sharpening my blades. They should remember, children shouldn't play with grenades. Or words.

All we need to do is roll our eyes sarcastically and make fun of Smooth for being the black stereotype.

OH, and accuse cancer patients of making their ailments up. That's their MO. Fight fire with fire, right? ;)
 
All we need to do is roll our eyes sarcastically and make fun of Smooth for being the black stereotype.

OH, and accuse cancer patients of making their ailments up. That's their MO. Fight fire with fire, right? ;)

I find that using multi-syllabic words tends to confuse them. Aliteration is rather disarming, when used properly.
 
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