The gay vote

[kendo1]

Serbia wins Eurovision!
Who said the gay vote doesn't count?

It was a great night. We had loads of crisps and dips laid out, lotsa drinks too.
The political block voting was wonderful. A true night to remember.

Shame about the Ukraine coming second. Was that camp?

 

[minsue]

Was that camp?

It was blatant product placement by the Tin Foil Council. I'm appalled.

 

[Liar]

Was that camp?

It was a post-ironic neo-Warholian statetment from a downtrodden dadaist stuck between the Baby Boom and Generation X, about the futility of deconstructing the pan-European cultural landscape as a symbolic east-west tug-o-war replacing the iron curtain.

Sheesh, am I the only one who got it?

 

[minsue]

It was a post-ironic neo-Warholian statetment from a downtrodden dadaist stuck between the baby Boom and Generation X, about the futility of deconstructing the pan-European cultural landscape as a symbolic east-west tug-o-war replacing the iron curtain.

Sheesh, am I the only one who got it?

So the Tin Foil Council has gotten to you, too, have they? Tsk, tsk.

 

[kendo1]

It was a post-ironic neo-Warholian statetment from a downtrodden dadaist stuck between the baby Boom and Generation X, about the futility of deconstructing the pan-European cultural landscape as a symbolic east-west tug-o-war replacing the iron curtain.

Sheesh, am I the only one who got it?

So, it was camp then? The kids loved it.

 

[Liar]

So, it was camp then?

Pretty much.

 

[Liar]

So the Tin Foil Council has gotten to you, too, have they? Tsk, tsk.

Nah, just sniffing some heavy duty glue over here.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I was appalled by the Serbian entry. They were horrible. Hungary should have won! Come on! That girl was SO cool! She just breezed onto the stage wearing a white tank top and a pair of jeans, dumped her suitcase on the floor and kicked ass!

Was it me imagining things, or was there a line in the UK entry that went - "Can I offer you something to suck on while we land?"

I nearly fell off my chair!

But... the best thing about Eurovision is most definitely the women... European women with European accents... There's something so corruptible about them. Like you'd take them home and expect them to be really tame... then you'd get into the bedroom and they'd be completely wild!

I still need to get laid

I suppose it's getting kind of obvious now.

 

[kendo1]

Yep, Sche.
There were a lot of fake blondes tonight.

The line 'Do you want to suck on something...' was there. Amongst a few others: 'Do you want some nuts?'

Almost spewed my wine.

 

[Liar]

But... the best thing about Eurovision is most definitely the women...

Speaking of which, the girl from Moldova was absolutely scorching. (Or would have been if it wasn't for a criminally bad sense of fashion.)

 

[kendo1]

Speaking of which, the girl from Moldova was absolutely scorching. (Or would have been if it wasn't for a criminally bad sense of fashion.)

There were a few who were a half octave out.
Maybe they would have done better if they had sung in tune.

 

[Liar]

Yep, Sche.
There were a lot of fake blondes tonight.

The line 'Do you want to suck on something...' was there. Amongst a few others: 'Do you want some nuts?'

Almost spewed my wine.

Funny thing about that, the Swedish commentor mentioned the rules for contesting songs. One of the rules are that the performance and/or lyrics of a song "must not bring the Contest into disrepute"

Ahem.

 

[kendo1]

Funny thing about that, the Swedish commentor mentioned the rules for contesting songs. One of the rules are that the performance and/or lyrics of a song "must not bring the Contest into disrepute"

Ahem.

One of them was a bit below the belt, talking of cherries...

 

[scheherazade_79]

Speaking of which, the girl from Moldova was absolutely scorching. (Or would have been if it wasn't for a criminally bad sense of fashion.)

I'm such a lesbian I never notice what people wear

But she was totally smouldering! I agree with you on that!

 

[kendo1]

And George Michael from Russia!