KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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The dice shifted and I almost started crying. My parents were going to find out I wasn't a virgin. Dad was gonna kill me, and then kill Jacen. Nooo!!!
I threw myself onto him, bowling him over entirely, and wrapped around him like an anaconda, a panicked anaconda. "Mom and Dad think I'm a virgin!" I explained at a loud wail, oblivious to my audience. It didn't make any sense to them, no doubt, wasn't making much sense to me either.
Hesitantly, his arms came around me. He patted me consolingly on the back. His body was twitching, suspiciously like someone laughing.
I threw myself onto him, bowling him over entirely, and wrapped around him like an anaconda, a panicked anaconda. "Mom and Dad think I'm a virgin!" I explained at a loud wail, oblivious to my audience. It didn't make any sense to them, no doubt, wasn't making much sense to me either.
Hesitantly, his arms came around me. He patted me consolingly on the back. His body was twitching, suspiciously like someone laughing.