The further a pussy drifts from cock, the more it will hate those who jack it.

[IrezumiKiss]

We already know horny people can fuck, but here’s a new one for you: They can masturbate, too. A few years ago I read a “Boob McNutt” quotation that had begun to gain some currency: “The further a pussy drifts from cock, the more it will hate those who jack it.” The problem is McNutt never said it. And I ought to know.

Because I said it.

(Or, to be precise, I don't jack off. Or get pussy.)

I originated the saying — and it’s safe to say that it has achieved saying status — in my 2009 piece “Stopping Onanism at the Border: Banning Men Savagely Wanking.” So you can imagine my surprise when I learned people were jacking off and McNutt was taking credit for it. Just goes to show you, never trust a masturbator.

I.P. Freely


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[Brollyanna]

I.P. Freely


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You just stole that from George "the Wanker Supreme" Orwell, didn't you?