The Fuck-a-thon

[sirhugs]

Sorority does charity fundraising. Every other "thon" has been done to death so one bright sister asks "what are we really good at?"

 

[ericrodman101]

Do they go door to door like selling chocolates? Or find sponsors, just this time it’s the brothel, the adult store, etc?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Do they go door to door like selling chocolates? Or find sponsors, just this time it’s the brothel, the adult store, etc?

‘Hi, I’m Candy’ - ‘ I bet you are!’

Would an oil change place be good (lots of lube) or bad (in&out quick)?

 

[ericrodman101]

‘Hi, I’m Candy’ - ‘ I bet you are!’

Would an oil change place be good (lots of lube) or bad (in&out quick)?

Like a car wash? Love car wash videos - all that soap and foam - and lots of fundraising opportunities.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Another excellent idea, just not what I’d meant :}

 

[sirhugs]

I was thinking more like they get pledges from the frat next door based on how many bjs they can give in a set time?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Maybe try for a Ripley’s world record or three.

I like the indirect sponsorship more than prostitution for funding as I feel it gives you more room to tell stories. No strings sex with a hottie is too easy to sell, imo, and finding & winning over business owners (not seducing ‘em) is a greater challenge & potentially much funnier!

"Jimmie, your Aunt just called wanting to know about this new ad campaign for your branch of the family store…"