The Freak Show

[dawn_of_night]

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my son just sent this to me in a text and said :

"Mom, what did you do?"

I swear to Bob that fucking kid.....

Fucking kids.....

 

[Fiestykitten]

Fucking kids.....

I laughed so hard

My sons and I do shit like this to each other all the time
for instance
I call my oldest Lord Farquaad because he's a bigger version of him
Just ribbing and bullshit all day

Yes, I'm a brat to my kids

 

[Vinylguy]

So... I made dinner last night ....

https://ibb.co/2Y88K64D

Pork Loin?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Pork Loin?

Yes! In the shape of a fucking cock!

 

[dawn_of_night]

The picture seriously doesn't do it justice!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yes! In the shape of a fucking cock!

Never thought I'd see the day..... but, here we are

 

[dawn_of_night]

Me too…
He’s such a liar…
He doesn’t love me…

Aawew....
BJ was my favorite....

 

[Vinylguy]

Yes! In the shape of a fucking cock!

Brings new meaning to getting porked!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Brings new meaning to getting porked!

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.ce5187856883b49626ddf63efc8bf09c?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f9bOTQyS0lhmus%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=dyj3dAn6FMnt%2f%2fWW9faBEW2jwPMBmUrYq%2bfPBTW%2bulk%3d

 

[kinkincguy]

The picture seriously doesn't do it justice!

Was it equally delicious

 

[Fiestykitten]

Was it equally delicious

You are not delicious so get that shit out of your head right now!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Was it equally delicious

It's my lunch today I'll let you know?!!!!
But I'm guessing yes.... Because it smelled delicious

 

[kinkincguy]

You are not delicious so get that shit out of your head right now!

Prove it

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yes! In the shape of a fucking cock!

I know I'm going to regret this but I just keep thinking..."why did she do this?"
Can you please answer this for me

 

[Fiestykitten]

Prove it

The teletubbies told me

 

[Vinylguy]

Was it equally delicious

Aren’t most of them?

 

[kinkincguy]

The teletubbies told me

They lie. All GD liars … even Po

 

[Fiestykitten]

They lie. All GD liars … even Po

Why do you know their names?!?

 

[kinkincguy]

Why do you know their names?!?

I cannot divulge, for legal reasons. Let’s just say there is a reason I now live in the US

 

[Fiestykitten]

I cannot divulge, for legal reasons. Let’s just say there is a reason I now live in the US

 

[kinkincguy]

Hey I didn’t say I was the perpetrator…I could have been the victim

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hey I didn’t say I was the perpetrator…I could have been the victim

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.1b0e2f5099825fc8613437d815f942a3?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fgifdb.com%2fimages%2fhigh%2fsuspicious-eye-glare-8jg9vmig1ovrv5kc.gif&ehk=67CblGeA1VsceewLQET6i%2b0gMIk4NZcXWk%2fyp36kKLU%3d

 

[kinkincguy]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.1b0e2f5099825fc8613437d815f942a3?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fgifdb.com%2fimages%2fhigh%2fsuspicious-eye-glare-8jg9vmig1ovrv5kc.gif&ehk=67CblGeA1VsceewLQET6i%2b0gMIk4NZcXWk%2fyp36kKLU%3d

Those Teletubbies are sneaky lil Fers

 

[kinkincguy]

Starting to get a bit peckish

 

[Vinylguy]

Starting to get a bit peckish

As we speak