The flower said she loved me..

[Never]

IT FUCKING LIED!

I was wrong [you stupid bitch]to even pursue this matter for as long as I have and shall discontinue my romantic overtures promptly [because I hate you so goddamn much]. I'm sorry for whatever drain I have placed on you [you heartless fucking whore] and thank you for your kindness and patience when dealing with me. I shall ever find you beautiful, kind, and honest and hope that, in time, you can excuse me for my actions [and that the next time you fall in love they treat you like you've treated me].

Both the abridged and unabridged forms of this letter correctly capture my feelings at the moment.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

The only love that lasts is with alcohol...precious, lovely alcohol. Everything else is fleeting.

 

[Never]

You fill up my senses
Like a night in the forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like the sleepy, blue ocean
You fill up my senses
Come, fill me again.


Come, let me love you
Let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter
Let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you
Let me always be with you
Come, let me love you
Come, love me again

 

[k¡tty]

Okay.. I think that I can learn a lot from you as well as I have from Nora.

 

[Never]

Johnny Mayberry:
"The only love that lasts is with alcohol...precious, lovely alcohol. Everything else is fleeting."

I don't love alcohol. I love Erin.

 

[Never]

Okay.. I think that I can learn a lot from you as well as I have from Nora.

I don't understand what you're saying. Can't you see that I'm wallowing in my melodramatic despair that makes me look like a fifteen year old instead of a grown woman?

You have to be simple with me at the moment..

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Johnny Mayberry:
"The only love that lasts is with alcohol...precious, lovely alcohol. Everything else is fleeting."

I don't love alcohol. I love Erin.

I know...I was trying to inject humor into a situation I know too well.

 

[lobito]

You fill up my senses
Like a night in the forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like the sleepy, blue ocean
You fill up my senses
Come, fill me again.


Come, let me love you
Let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter
Let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you
Let me always be with you
Come, let me love you
Come, love me again

d0oD, John Denver rulez!

 

[k¡tty]

I don't understand what you're saying. Can't you see that I'm wallowing in my melodramatic despair that makes me look like a fifteen year old instead of a grown woman?

You have to be simple with me at the moment..

There rarely is anything simple about having a broken heart...

 

[Jim_Henson]

I'm sorry Neverkins.

I had reason to revisit THAT poem the other day... maybe you should too.

 

[Never]

I bought her a purple elephant and roses. Now she hates me. So I tore my pants up.

No, it doesn't make sense to me either.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I bought her a purple elephant and roses. Now she hates me. So I tore my pants up.

No, it doesn't make sense to me either.

*hugs*

It makes perfect sense, to anyone who has been there. We're busy getting sloppy drunk, which is not an answer, but it can maybe distract you from asking the question all night.

 

[Never]

I'm sorry Neverkins.

I had reason to revisit THAT poem the other day... maybe you should too.

"Give me my money back you bitch"?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

"Give me my money back you bitch"?

Is that a 'local boy'?

 

[Nora]

I'm sorry you're hurting, Never. She didn't deserve you.

 

[Cheyenne]

She hates you for giving her roses?

 

[Never]

*hugs*

It makes perfect sense, to anyone who has been there. We're busy getting sloppy drunk, which is not an answer, but it can maybe distract you from asking the question all night.

While a drunk stupor sounds promising, I think I'd rather wallow in my own ugly bitterness.

 

[Never]

Johnny,
" Is that a 'local boy'?

I have no idea.

Nora, she does deserve me. I just don't deserve her. I'll admit it, she's not that beautiful, for the most attractive woman I've ever known. But she's kind and funny. She's the type of person that pulls you in and makes your spine feel like melted butter. I'd give anything to curl up with her in my arms. To smell her hair. To feel her weight against me. She's wonderful.

 

[Jim_Henson]

"Give me my money back you bitch"?

Nope dear, Aprils front page.

"For if you learn this lesson,
please, don't learn it very well.
That's the most important part,
don't learn far too well. "

You can be drunk, bitter and angry too dear... in fact it works quite well

 

[Never]

She hates you for giving her roses?

And a purple elephant.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Johnny,
" Is that a 'local boy'?

I have no idea.

Nora, she does deserve me. I just don't deserve her. I'll admit it, she's not that beautiful, for the most attractive woman I've ever known. But she's kind and funny. She's the type of person that pulls you in and makes your spine feel like melted butter. I'd give anything to curl up with her in my arms. To smell her hair. To feel her weight against me. She's wonderful.

The 'local boy' is ben Folds, and old pal of mine.

As far as the deserving part...you deserve someone who will appreciate you. No matter how wonderful she may be, if she doesn't love you, then you deserve better.

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry, never. But at least you tried. You'd have never known otherwise if it could have been something wonderful for you.

 

[Lancecastor]

As long as you stick with the Ben Folds Five, I'm with you, Never.

But this John Denver thing has to stop...that's dangerous shit man.

And don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt.

Christmas.

New Years.

Valentines.

The Bermuda Triangle of love.

Few get out alive.

 

[Nora]

Nora, she does deserve me. I just don't deserve her. I'll admit it, she's not that beautiful, for the most attractive woman I've ever known. But she's kind and funny. She's the type of person that pulls you in and makes your spine feel like melted butter. I'd give anything to curl up with her in my arms. To smell her hair. To feel her weight against me. She's wonderful.

The bottom line is that if she wasn't smart enough or intuitive enough to know that she had a beautiful, smart, kind, funny, loving, sexy, wonderful woman in her life (that would be you, btw), then she wasn't all that to begin with.

 

[Never]

I don't want better. I want Erin.