The Flirting Thread

Ooooooh looks like my kind of thread! Hello, sexy ppl! :p
 
TinaG13 said:
Ooooooh looks like my kind of thread! Hello, sexy ppl! :p

Well, if you'd rather do that than flirt with me.... *looks strangely at Ren* Whatever floats you boat, baby! :p
 
You know I'd love to, but it's the Monkey Whores. They have this thing lately. ;)
 
Renegade said:
You know I'd love to, but it's the Monkey Whores. They have this thing lately. ;)

Oh hell!! Damn the monkey whores. Just toss them a big banana and they'll won't even miss you for a while....
 
I got your banana right here, Tina. *Wink* *Wink* How's THAT for flirting?! lol ;)
 
Renegade said:
I got your banana right here, Tina. *Wink* *Wink* How's THAT for flirting?! lol ;)

Ooooh baby!! That's a very 'appealing' looking banana! May I peel it for ya? :p
 
Renegade said:
Sure thing. Just take it slow at first. ;)

Mmmmmmmm, well I'll try to be slow, but I really like nice bananas so sometimes I get really excited and wind up 'devouring' the whole thing really quickly. :p
 
Renegade said:
Really??? Oh my!

:eek:

Oh yea! Sometimes, I slowly begin to caress them with my hands as I 'peel' them. Then when I see how juicy and succulent it looks, my hands sometimes lose control and then my lips and tongue have to take over for a while....
 
*Reading that last post* Uh.... I think that I'm needing some quiet time. Time to myself and my hands, if you know what I mean. ;) lol
 
Renegade said:
*Reading that last post* Uh.... I think that I'm needing some quiet time. Time to myself and my hands, if you know what I mean. ;) lol

LOL Hmmmmm, well okay Ren baby. But you know you can always call on me if that 'banana' is too much for you to 'handle' all by yourself..... *licks lips*
 
Oh, I know. I know. *sneaks into room and locks door behind him* <zip> :p
 
*knocks on door* Hey! Things going allright in there, Ren? You've been in there an awefully long time now.....
 
Allright! I sure love tickling the pickle baby! Bananas are sweet, but pickles make me tingle....:p
 
Hiya Jaded! Hmmmm, I was trying to miss ya, but I did get a little preoccupied there for a while....:p
 
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