The First Time I Ever Played Alone

Sailor

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Maybe each of you can tell about the first time you ever played. Here is my story:

I was quite young when I first played........a long time ago, but I can remember it like it was yesterday. Quite an experience for a young lad. I remember my friends talking about it all the time.....the boys, that is. The girls....well, they never spoke about such things. They only sighed and groaned and walked away whenever the subject came up. Most of my friends had tried it before me. Most of them were older, so I guess that's what one would expect. They all said it was incredible. Long before I tried it, I knew that someday I would, and I often thought about how it would be.

Finally, the day came. I made sure that no one else was around. I didn't want to be embarrassed....and I certainly didn't want anyone to see me. I remember opening my zipper, reaching in and grabbing one of my balls. When you don't really know what you are doing, it seemed as good a place as any to start. I remember feeling the roundness and the smooth, but ridged outer skin. I remember reaching in, grabbing my shaft and easing it out. It was long and hard. I remember thinking how really huge it seemed in my hands. I had my left hand on one end of the shaft and remember sliding my right hand the entire length of the shaft all the way to the head. The head was quite large also....dark, sort of a deep dark purplish color. I ran my finger all around the head, touching everywhere. I remembered that my friends had always talked about a sweetspot, and since this was my first time, I definitely wanted to find it. Rubbing my finger all over the head, I kept looking at it, trying to see if I could find the sweetspot. How silly that was, but what did I know at the time. I remember that I was really excited, but also very nervous, and my hands must have been sweating because the head and the shaft were getting wet from my hands, or at least so I thought. I didn't think this was good, so I used the towel that I had brought with me and wiped it off. From listening to my friends, I knew I needed a rag or something to wipe everything off when I was done. I was so proud that I was prepared....just like a good little boy scout. *laughing*

I remembered the boys talking about how far they liked to open their legs....some of the boys claiming that they would spread their legs as wide as possible to get the best stroke. At first, I tried the same thing, but it seemed just so awkward, and my inner thighs were hurting so much that I brought my legs a bit closer together. It seemed to me at least to be the most comfortable position.

So there I was, my legs spread comfortably.....stroking.....stroking.....stroking......and thinking about what all of the girls were missing, and thinking about the girls too.....hoping that I might hit the sweet spot at the right moment. And then I knew that the time was getting close, when I would finally shoot my first time. I envisioned the whiteness angling from the head of my shaft, rising high and proud. I wanted to shoot as far as I could so I could brag like all of my other friends about how far it went. (Of course, I would exaggerate no matter how far it actually went.) As the big moment approached, I remember how really excited I was. And then finally, it happened. With one huge stroke, I hit the sweet spot and the whiteness took off like a rocket ship. I couldn't control myself as I let out a loud moan.

Looking to see how far it had gone, catching my composure, and breathing a sigh of relief, I quickly put my club back into the golf bag and walked briskly toward the fairway. I didn't want anyone to see me, at least not until I had gotten good at my golf game.

*grins* Hope you all enjoyed.
 
LOL!

You are herewith honoured with instant membership of the Literotican gang and have earnt special exemption from the lashing of lashers.

Nice one!
:cool:
 
Kudos, sailor! But tell me, did it curve to the left or the right?
 
depends on actual definition of "played"

History of Masturbation for Jade

I can't believe I am telling anyone this but... um well, when I was 6, the teacher had to call my parents b/c I was um... "moving" on the edge of my seat (one of those chairs connected to a desk)... I had NO idea what the hell I was doing I just knew that it felt good that's all. When my parents confronted me about it... I was embarrassed and stopped for a long time.

I finally moved/rubbed on things again a few years later (13,14 yrs old?) but tried desperately not to do it too much and kept promising to quit b/c my mother had said it was sinful and so I felt really guilty.

Then, finally, this past December, at the age of 22 (I know I know) I discovered the joy of fingers.

Okay, so now I am not sure if I can show my face at this wedding anymore!.....
(blushes horribly)

~El Fin~
 
but what about your balls?

a sailor went to sea, sea, sea
to see what he could see, see, see
but all that he could see, see, see
was a set of clubs and a golfing tee!
 
Isabella, LOL.

Hello, SAILOR! What a great story. You had me going to the end. I kept thinking to myself...what an idiot...he can't find the sweet spot? *I* know where the sweet spot is and I don't even have a dick! I think you should send that in to Laurel!

As for golf...<snorts> I took lessons a couple of years ago and have hit balls at the driving range. And that sweet spot is fucking hard to find! I think that I hit about 4 good ones out of every 30 balls. Part of my problem, I think, was I was thinking about too many things--my grip, my stance, my backswing, my frontswing (if there is such a thing), keeping my hips this way or that way, following through...SHIT. I'm sure if I ever actually played a game I'd score like a five hundred or something. <laughs>
 
Good One!

great story!
I'm sitting here laughing at myself, and that dirty mind o' mine...

anyway. that's all.
 
Glad you all liked.......

............but maybe not everyone has read the story IN FULL! *grins* It was not intended to sneak up on anyone, but I think maybe it did!! Glad you all liked it. And I like the way your minds work, just like mine.

And yes Whisper, can you imagine not being able to find the sweetspot!! I think Jade found it, and she might not even golf. Actually, I liked Jade's story much better. I guess I owe her MY REAL STORY someday.

IzzyT...I guess ye must be resident poet. Nice ditty.

/s/ Sailor
 
The First Time I Played Alone...

By: Tiggs (lol)


I won't go into age details, but I was quite young. I was down in the basement looking for something when I stumpled across some Penthouses... :) Needless to say, I grabbed a few and headed up to my room. I closed the door and slid into my closet.

I have known since early on that I was "different". I was attracted to women (not girls my age) long before I was attracted to boys or men. I thought it a gold mine when I found those magazines! :D My favorite pic was of two women in a 69!

Another thing I discovered early on was the sensitivity of my clit. I never thought anything about the size... I thought it was just like any other! ;)
 
Sailor. I think Flagg is right. You have just made yourself a full blown lit member.

Damn, some story :)
 
LOL! welcome to the family Sailor! good grief ya had me breathing heavy there for a bit *wink*

Thanks for the chuckles sweetness
SK~
 
Dixon Carter Lee..........

Dixon Carter Lee said:
That was fabulous Sailor, and you should let Laurel post it in the Story Section.

Sounds like a good idea Dixon..... 'cept as a Newbie/Virgin I have absolutely no idea who Laurel might be? And I am not sure which Story Section?

In any event, glad you liked it.

/s/ Sailor
 
*Gasps in Horror*

OMG! Not know who Laurel is??? She's only the coolest chick around *wink* and just happens to be the Madam of Literotica. I think you should do a little investigating Sailor before your membership is revoked *teehee* just teasin :p
 
Heh heh. Silly me. I thought everyone knew who Laurel was.

Literotica is more than just a Bulletin Board. There is a huge selection of erotic stories, poems, and photos to be found, in addition to tons of other great stuff.

Here's where you can find out how to post the story:

http://www.literotica.com/contact.shtml#SUB
 
Sailor, the first time I played alone, I shanked it. Ouch!

'xcuse me while I go toss my shankwaft.

Again.
 
Sailor, Yes Indeed, You are Welcumed Here..

:p
 
Re: Glad you all liked.......

Sailor said:
............but maybe not everyone has read the story IN FULL! *grins* I think Jade found it, and she might not even golf. Actually, I liked Jade's story much better. I guess I owe her MY REAL STORY someday.


/s/ Sailor

Well, actually I DID read it in full and LOVED it, (although I have only played disc golf up to this point in my life), but somehow, I found the courage to make that post anyway... should I regret it? Hmmm, well if Sailor is going to give me the pleasure of the "real" story one day I suppose I will let the darn post stay!
Thanks Sailor and like everyone else has already said, welcome!
 
Sailors do it in every port

Sailor said:

IzzyT...I guess ye must be resident poet. Nice ditty.

/s/ Sailor

why thank you Sailor .. your story was amazing .. and thank you for laughing at my ditty too Whisper ..

k .. that is weird .. cause even though i have written some poetry, i don't usually post "ditties" .. really i never do .. it's just something about your name .. it reminds me of all these sailor songs and ditties i guess .. lol

i have to ask dear .. are you a sailor? also i remember in that movie wild at heart ... nicholas cage's character was named sailor .. oh there are so many sailor things .. what can i say dear? LMAO

.. and i haven't even started talkin' bout popeye yet .. do you eat your spinach, sailor dear? ;)
 
Darnit to heck, I always seem to get here after all the good flirts and then have to try and think up something cool to say. Of course, coolness eludes me at this moment, so I will reserve my right to come back with a cool opening line later, OK?

At any rate, welcome to the BB. Color me impressed with your literary skills (I'm sure that isn't your only talent ;)) Hint Hint...that was a flirt.

Ummmm...oh goodness. That seems to be all the flirt I have in me.

Oh yeah....bless your heart. :)
 
Aww, SS. Here, come sit by me in the non flirting area. Just until you get your skills back. It's quite educational watching others do it! :D
 
A good scout indeed Sailor. I always knew that Lord Baden Powell could get the best out of his boys *laughs*. And welcome, of course.
 
yes, a great story. i remember the first time i got that fwd in my email box. it was pretty funny then. second time was not so funny. can't believe you people haven't seen that one before. at least sailor didn't take credit for writing it, but i'd think twice before actually posting it as a story.
 
Monsieur Guest............

FWD said:
yes, a great story. i remember the first time i got that fwd in my email box. it was pretty funny then. second time was not so funny. can't believe you people haven't seen that one before. at least sailor didn't take credit for writing it, but i'd think twice before actually posting it as a story.

...........I did write it......every single word of it.....and if you have seen it before, it is because I posted it a few years ago, the day I wrote it, at one of Bianca's sites. I was asked at that time by one person if he could send it to someone else. I said "yes." And if you have seen my original, as posted at Bianca's, I will also note that I have made a few editorial modifications since then. And while I wrote it IN FULL, the inspiration came from another Biancanaut, a lady golfer who one day laughed and said to me something like: "Have you ever noticed how golf has so many terms that have sexual innuendos?" With that inspiration, I asked if she would allow me to write a story. She said she would love me to do so. I wrote the story and posted it at Bianca's.

I would never have posted that story if I had not written it. And BTW, I am glad you liked it.

/s/ Sailor
 
..........and having had my say upstairs.....

......I wanted to thank everyone else for their nice comments......and flirtations too (my favorite!! *grins*)

/s/ Sailor
 
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