Desiremakesmeweak
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was on Sky UK television, and he said:
'we were in the mosque praying.'
Lucky I wasn't the interviewer, because I would have asked - "would that 'PRAYER' have been 'Qat-il al-hum... ...Allah' by any chance?"
And yeah, I was born and raised in a Muslim country and I know what are in those prayers they say five times a day - it's from Surah e Tauba - the Verse of the Sword; and it says: 'slaughter them, Christians and Jews alike, in the name of Allah.' Qatila hum - cut their necks.
Muslim? Any Muslim? Any Abdul in the house care to explain?
Any Muslim would like to explain your definition of 'prayer?' And while we're at it by the way - 'Salla Allahu alayhi wa sallam...' Who is Allah praying to?
Lunatic cult. Was a lunatic cult BEFORE the Christchurch insanity, and is one still now.
Fuck me, though, I wish had a 'Class A' gun licence for here in Oz, plus that fifty thousand dollar Hublot watch and all of those supplements for the (his) very evident muscles and a gig as a 'personal trainer??' How the fuck would I get a 'Class A' gun licence??? What was this guy - a full-on MI6 operative with top-line ASIO clearances under the Five Eyes agreement??!! Jeeezus.
I dunno. I thought I wrote fictional bullcrap here for this fiction/fantasy/erotica site... No way can I rival the news-media and the politicians and all of that level of hood and thug.
Goddamn stupid public throwing 'H's and '5's' at this story all over the 'news' and the tv - it's their wet dream. He went to North Korea, and all.
No. Really! Honest. It's true. He's a dumb white guy with muscles and a stack of cash, computers, who pisses (there's that MI5 pee meme again) on his floor while continuing to play 'aggressive' computer games all day and night long. But he is a 'personal trainer' who cannot score chicks.
Really. Fuck me. What have I been doing wrong writing crap erotica trying to be believable all these years? I could have been a reporter or journalist...
But see, then again I couldn't have been. I would have Hashtag@tU2'd Sarah Jane Mee in five seconds flat and been rejected and then been forced to get supplements, buy Hublot watches, be a 'personal trainer' and somehow (still not sure how this was done) 'get' a Class A gun licence in AUSTRALIA and I dunno, maybe gone out and bought some Ramen noodrrh or something.
'we were in the mosque praying.'
Lucky I wasn't the interviewer, because I would have asked - "would that 'PRAYER' have been 'Qat-il al-hum... ...Allah' by any chance?"
And yeah, I was born and raised in a Muslim country and I know what are in those prayers they say five times a day - it's from Surah e Tauba - the Verse of the Sword; and it says: 'slaughter them, Christians and Jews alike, in the name of Allah.' Qatila hum - cut their necks.
Muslim? Any Muslim? Any Abdul in the house care to explain?
Any Muslim would like to explain your definition of 'prayer?' And while we're at it by the way - 'Salla Allahu alayhi wa sallam...' Who is Allah praying to?
Lunatic cult. Was a lunatic cult BEFORE the Christchurch insanity, and is one still now.
Fuck me, though, I wish had a 'Class A' gun licence for here in Oz, plus that fifty thousand dollar Hublot watch and all of those supplements for the (his) very evident muscles and a gig as a 'personal trainer??' How the fuck would I get a 'Class A' gun licence??? What was this guy - a full-on MI6 operative with top-line ASIO clearances under the Five Eyes agreement??!! Jeeezus.
I dunno. I thought I wrote fictional bullcrap here for this fiction/fantasy/erotica site... No way can I rival the news-media and the politicians and all of that level of hood and thug.
Goddamn stupid public throwing 'H's and '5's' at this story all over the 'news' and the tv - it's their wet dream. He went to North Korea, and all.
No. Really! Honest. It's true. He's a dumb white guy with muscles and a stack of cash, computers, who pisses (there's that MI5 pee meme again) on his floor while continuing to play 'aggressive' computer games all day and night long. But he is a 'personal trainer' who cannot score chicks.
Really. Fuck me. What have I been doing wrong writing crap erotica trying to be believable all these years? I could have been a reporter or journalist...
But see, then again I couldn't have been. I would have Hashtag@tU2'd Sarah Jane Mee in five seconds flat and been rejected and then been forced to get supplements, buy Hublot watches, be a 'personal trainer' and somehow (still not sure how this was done) 'get' a Class A gun licence in AUSTRALIA and I dunno, maybe gone out and bought some Ramen noodrrh or something.
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