The Fine Art of Peeing in a Public Toilet
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ma_guy
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Wow!
Now explain the part about going in pairs. What's the deal with that?
If a woman is out for the eveing and there are no other women accompanying and she had to go "powder her nose" would she ask a total stranger to accompany her? Is there something really dangerous happeneing in the ladies room or is using a public toilet a kind of "tag-team" thing for women?
Now explain the part about going in pairs. What's the deal with that?
If a woman is out for the eveing and there are no other women accompanying and she had to go "powder her nose" would she ask a total stranger to accompany her? Is there something really dangerous happeneing in the ladies room or is using a public toilet a kind of "tag-team" thing for women?
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LOL good morning luv
yes a friend of mine just sent me this as well and I would be utterly shocked if there was not a woman alive that could identify.
You just haven't lived until you've tried to pee in CBGB's, 3am, drunk, in fishnets.
yes a friend of mine just sent me this as well and I would be utterly shocked if there was not a woman alive that could identify.
You just haven't lived until you've tried to pee in CBGB's, 3am, drunk, in fishnets.
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This is one of those magical moments when I look down at my penis and say "thanks for hanging in there bro." To take a leak standing up is what life is all about. Write your name in the snow? Icing on the cake.
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See, now LustEngine ought to check this thread out!!!
Hey guy, no hello today????
Hey guy, no hello today????
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ma_guy said:
Be very careful when you blow out the large candle in the middle of the cake.
Happy Birthday!
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Thanks bratcat, I've been married to my wife over thirty years and never understood what took her so damned long in the bathroom.
On our recent trip she was lucky and found a supply of ass gaskets (toilet seat covers) at Walmart, 5 per package in the trial size area. They came in handy. But other things happen in public bathrooms.
She was in a bathroom in Utah our third day on the road. She was dressed in her black leather chaps, Star Venture T-shirt, riding boots and do-rag. She had just finished using the toilet and was washing her hands. A woman about our age entered escorting her mother.
The woman took one look at my wife, pushed her mother toward a stall and said,"Go in there and lock the door mother!"
After here mother tottered into the stall and closed the door, the woman glared at my wife and screeched,"Did you lock the door mother? Make sure you lock the door!"
My wife said she had the feeling the woman was expecting her to kick the stall open and violate her mother, bad ass biker broad that she is!
Aw well, so much for perceptions!
Comshaw
On our recent trip she was lucky and found a supply of ass gaskets (toilet seat covers) at Walmart, 5 per package in the trial size area. They came in handy. But other things happen in public bathrooms.
She was in a bathroom in Utah our third day on the road. She was dressed in her black leather chaps, Star Venture T-shirt, riding boots and do-rag. She had just finished using the toilet and was washing her hands. A woman about our age entered escorting her mother.
The woman took one look at my wife, pushed her mother toward a stall and said,"Go in there and lock the door mother!"
After here mother tottered into the stall and closed the door, the woman glared at my wife and screeched,"Did you lock the door mother? Make sure you lock the door!"
My wife said she had the feeling the woman was expecting her to kick the stall open and violate her mother, bad ass biker broad that she is!
Aw well, so much for perceptions!
Comshaw
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A Violation I Would Enjoy Greatly! LOL
Good Gracious!
I Am A Public Bathroom Maniac
I HAVE Ta See What They Are Like.
ALL Of Them!
I Used To Go Into The Mens Bathrooms When I Was Younger, I HAd Such A HUGE Thing Fer The Urinals. One Time While I Was Positioned Near A Urinal, Trying To Pee Into It, A Dude Came In And The Look On His Face Was/Is Still Priceless! He Just Kinda Turned Around And Left LOL
The ONLY Thing You May Encounter From A Public Toilet Is A Case Of Crabs, But I Have Been In Many A Public Room And NEVER Got One Crab
The other Night, Miss Avery, 9INMember And I Went To The Homo Club Ta Dance And I Had To Pee Sooooooo Badly! The Dude That Got Into The Stall Before Me, Was iN There Fer Like A YEAR! He Was NOT Peeing I DID NOT Sit On That Seat! LOL
Comshaw said:
Good Gracious!
I Am A Public Bathroom Maniac
I HAVE Ta See What They Are Like.
ALL Of Them!
I Used To Go Into The Mens Bathrooms When I Was Younger, I HAd Such A HUGE Thing Fer The Urinals. One Time While I Was Positioned Near A Urinal, Trying To Pee Into It, A Dude Came In And The Look On His Face Was/Is Still Priceless! He Just Kinda Turned Around And Left
LOLThe ONLY Thing You May Encounter From A Public Toilet Is A Case Of Crabs, But I Have Been In Many A Public Room And NEVER Got One Crab
The other Night, Miss Avery, 9INMember And I Went To The Homo Club Ta Dance And I Had To Pee Sooooooo Badly! The Dude That Got Into The Stall Before Me, Was iN There Fer Like A YEAR! He Was NOT Peeing
I DID NOT Sit On That Seat! LOL
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Mishka!
How Dare You Peek Into My Pee Stall!
Mischka said:
How Dare You Peek Into My Pee Stall!
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I tried "the stance" a few times but got more wet from the splash than anything the seat itself could do to me. My mom was more practical. Wipe off the seat, then sit.
Don't guys who poop in public toilets go through the same thing? And they have to follow other guys who stand to pee. I've seen my toilet seat after my son stands to pee and it ain't pretty. But at least he's mine, and not some faceless stranger.
Don't guys who poop in public toilets go through the same thing? And they have to follow other guys who stand to pee. I've seen my toilet seat after my son stands to pee and it ain't pretty. But at least he's mine, and not some faceless stranger.
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Ok, I can't resist, but parental discretion is advised........
February 2001 I was on a plane coming back from Israel (yes, El~Al) and I had a migraine. Do you see what's coming? Does anyone have any idea what it is like having to puke in an airplane toilet for 12 hours????
*shudders* EWWWWWW
Ok, I can't resist, but parental discretion is advised........
February 2001 I was on a plane coming back from Israel (yes, El~Al) and I had a migraine. Do you see what's coming? Does anyone have any idea what it is like having to puke in an airplane toilet for 12 hours????
*shudders* EWWWWWW
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