The Femininity Scale

[DarkRefuge]

Here is something constructive. Let us think, create and establish a scale to measure femininity. (Masculinity in another thread).

The scale will have grades 1 - 10. Our task will be to correctly define each grade. That can be done by adding characteristics to the grades.

I will start. Feel free to modify.

 

[DarkRefuge]

The first draft

Here is the first draft. Please feel free to modify. Just write what you would like to modify. I will keep refreshing the entire list periodically. Please remember: Each grade can have a maximum of three attributes given to it.

1 – I wear male underwear and I am saving for breast reduction surgery so that I won’t have to wear that stupid bra at all.
2 – When the guys get drunk, I drop them home.
3 – I got a closet full of strap-ons.
4 – I wear whatever I found on the top of the heap.
5 – Oooh! I look good in lavender!
6 – Mirror, Mirror, on the wall…am I the fairest of them all?
7 – Even though I fight, I actually like it when he calls my shots.
8 – I never say clearly what I mean or what exactly I want.
9 – Tell me I am beautiful and I will melt. Say it repeatedly and I will have an orgasm.
10 – While filling up a form, I write my sex instead of my name.

PS. This draft was made by me and I am a guy. So mistakes might happen. Don’t call me a sexist! Just accept the fact that we will never understand ‘women’.

 

[DarkRefuge]

Not up your alleys?

 

[koalabear]

Not up your alleys?

I think they just sniff a different brand of glue than you...........

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Not up your alleys?

I think you are failing to take in the various aspects of women. My SO for example is a complete nerd sometimes, watching Star Trek she built her own PC and programed it.

On the same day she can be girly girl and when she dresses up will turn heads all day.

When we go hunting/fishing/backpacking she rocks BDU's a bun and could kick most guy's ass's in the realm of outdoor activities.

So is she a 10 because she has a shoe/shopping addiction or is she a 1 because she snuck up and took a moose down with a bow and arrow?

 

[DarkRefuge]

Interesting. I think in this system she will rank somewhere in-between. Maybe 5. Because the way I ranked it (just my own attempts) at 5 a woman would like to dress up and think "oh I look pretty in this. Let's buy this" but she will not be glossing over that fact all the time. That might push her towards 6. A 5 would be thinking about appearances once in a while but would be minding her own business in other times.
Complicated?