Rick DeVille
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Bored on a long flight and began considering lit characters in fairytales. (I did say it was a long fucking flight).
The Seven Dwarfs of Lit
Doc - Who else but Sparky Kronkite? The man has connections , obviously well supplied of the good stuff and is a hard-nosed wheeler dealer as well as capable of stringing a good meandering thread together.
Happy - I've never seen Problem Child so fucking happy! He's lost his edge, an Alan Alda av for fucks sake? I'm told that he even used a smilie the other day! Fuck, the world as we know it is coming to an end. It's drugs, dementia or love, I don't know which.
Grumpy - No argument - Lazarus1280. Just watch this thread, he'll grumpily complain about being in this thread. Of course, if he weren't in the list, he'd grumpily complain about that. What drugs are they using in college these days?
Sneezy - PP Mansneezes over the board at least once a day - achooooooooo! Use Kleenex, we'd all appreciate it.
Bashful - The shy retiring Miles, right ladies? Nice shoes, want - shit, now he's blushing (yeah, right!)
Sleepy - Tod -o- whatever Enough said.
Dopey - Riff This is the DEA, we know who you are, come out with the bong unloaded!
I thought of putting myself in there but at 6'4' I'd look fucking stupid in the line of height impaired people singing Hi Ho, Hi Ho it's off to work we go so I opted for Old King Cole
"Old King Cole was a merry old soul
he called for his fiddlers three
he called for his pipe, he called for his bowl
I guess we all know about Old King Cole"*
So, who should be Snow White? Who wants to fuck seven dwarfs with severe personality disorders?
Other lit fairytales?
Rapunzel? (Fuck, I'm not going there)
Sleeping Beauty?
Three Little Pigs? (I have a few suggestions)
Little red Riding Hood? (Bestiality or maybe the wolf was a guy in hairy drag?)
Humpty Dumpty?
*Apologies to George Carlin
The Seven Dwarfs of Lit
Doc - Who else but Sparky Kronkite? The man has connections , obviously well supplied of the good stuff and is a hard-nosed wheeler dealer as well as capable of stringing a good meandering thread together.
Happy - I've never seen Problem Child so fucking happy! He's lost his edge, an Alan Alda av for fucks sake? I'm told that he even used a smilie the other day! Fuck, the world as we know it is coming to an end. It's drugs, dementia or love, I don't know which.
Grumpy - No argument - Lazarus1280. Just watch this thread, he'll grumpily complain about being in this thread. Of course, if he weren't in the list, he'd grumpily complain about that. What drugs are they using in college these days?
Sneezy - PP Mansneezes over the board at least once a day - achooooooooo! Use Kleenex, we'd all appreciate it.
Bashful - The shy retiring Miles, right ladies? Nice shoes, want - shit, now he's blushing (yeah, right!)
Sleepy - Tod -o- whatever Enough said.
Dopey - Riff This is the DEA, we know who you are, come out with the bong unloaded!
I thought of putting myself in there but at 6'4' I'd look fucking stupid in the line of height impaired people singing Hi Ho, Hi Ho it's off to work we go so I opted for Old King Cole
"Old King Cole was a merry old soul
he called for his fiddlers three
he called for his pipe, he called for his bowl
I guess we all know about Old King Cole"*
So, who should be Snow White? Who wants to fuck seven dwarfs with severe personality disorders?
Other lit fairytales?
Rapunzel? (Fuck, I'm not going there)
Sleeping Beauty?
Three Little Pigs? (I have a few suggestions)
Little red Riding Hood? (Bestiality or maybe the wolf was a guy in hairy drag?)
Humpty Dumpty?
*Apologies to George Carlin
