The exact temp of Buttfuck is 28 degrees
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plasticman33
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Azwed said:
Is that East Buttfuck, Nevada?
KillerMuffin
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Er, you do know that rectal thermometers are a bad idea, right? Clenched butt-cheeks can lead to busted thermometer which is not only glass in the ass but a fully mercury-enema.
Is that Celsius or Farenheit? What would it be in Kelvins? How did you come by this information? Has it been tested or are you just hypothesizing? Is that male or female ass reaming? Is the instrument used to buttfuck a penis or something else? Was there cum involved? Did you publish your data?
Is that Celsius or Farenheit? What would it be in Kelvins? How did you come by this information? Has it been tested or are you just hypothesizing? Is that male or female ass reaming? Is the instrument used to buttfuck a penis or something else? Was there cum involved? Did you publish your data?
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And you expect to get off with that.
Spill it! No, not that! The story! Gawd, isn't that a public computer? You can get arrested for doing that in the library!
Spill it! No, not that! The story! Gawd, isn't that a public computer? You can get arrested for doing that in the library!
KillerMuffin
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Oh, okay. Then go ahead and whip it out and wank one for the gipper!
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Lets see how it went. I am in my future roommates doorm room talking with him. We will call him Bob. Bob's roommate at the time will be called Pat. Now Pat is a little strange he likes to work out with a friend of his we will call John and then they compare muscles in the mirror
My other friend who we will call Jim walks into the room and shouts, "damn it is as cold as buttfuck out there."
*everyone laughs*
Pat asks, "Well what is the exact temp of buttfuck?"
everyone kind of just shurgs and then Jim says, " Well the temp it is now is buttfuck."
Pat who is very strange and has Weather.com as his homepage goes to look at the current temp.
He shouts out, "The exact temp of buttfuck is 28 degrees."
We all find this hilarious since many of his think he is gay. He is just a little too close with his friend John.
In addition buttfuck is colder the "a witches tit in a steel brazeire."
A witches tit in a stell brazeire is only 30 degrees F of course.
My other friend who we will call Jim walks into the room and shouts, "damn it is as cold as buttfuck out there."
*everyone laughs*
Pat asks, "Well what is the exact temp of buttfuck?"
everyone kind of just shurgs and then Jim says, " Well the temp it is now is buttfuck."
Pat who is very strange and has Weather.com as his homepage goes to look at the current temp.
He shouts out, "The exact temp of buttfuck is 28 degrees."
We all find this hilarious since many of his think he is gay. He is just a little too close with his friend John.
In addition buttfuck is colder the "a witches tit in a steel brazeire."
A witches tit in a stell brazeire is only 30 degrees F of course.
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Gawd said:
I still want to know why You didn't just can Adam's whiny ass and start the world over with Lilith.
I mean... it could have been Lilith & Eve! We could have all been lesbians by now! Multiple screaming orgasms... for the entirety of human history!
What the Hell were you thinking?!
