The European Madness Festival

[Svenskaflicka]

...otherwise known as Eurovision Song Contest is upon us again. ROmania, England and Albania have already sung, and so far, no winners, I'm afraid. Sorry, England, it IS better than the terrible flight attendant fiasco you sent us last year (then again, even my dad singing in the shower is better than THAT!), but that butter-dripping performande of yours this year gave me a bad Jackson 5-flashback.

OK, Germany's on. Cool capes,OK song.

Any takers?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

YES! The winner! I love this one - and who can resist the dancing boys?

 

[Liar]

Ok, snarkiness hereby transferred to this thread.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Armenia? Nice voice, not too slutty. Fireworks!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Bosnia? What. The. Fuck.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Aaaaah!!! Save me! It's the Bosnians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I don't need acid any longer.

 

[Liar]

And at the same time, I can't look away.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Do you know how long it took before I realized that person in the green suit was actually a GUY?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

And at the same time, I can't look away.

Charley is also kind of stupefied staring at the TV.

 

[Liar]

Do you know how long it took before I realized that person in the green suit was actually a GUY?

I'm still not sure it was a human.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Israel is always interesting...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

As for Israel, I repeat myself - it took a long time before I realized it was a guy and not just a very masculine woman. Is he part of a boys' choir or something?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Israel is always interesting...

Buffest Uke I've ever seen...

 

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Whoooo! Look, I was right! It WAS a boys' choir!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Charley is asking if this is the Jewish Rocky Balboa and his five fags.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Miessä miehet rasasta! Yes!!!

 

[Liar]

I'm here with four dudes and a dudette in my sofa. Everyone agreed that that was oddly homoerotic.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"If they liked Lordi, let's send these guys..."

FInland and Armenia are the only great ones yet.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Finland! Ozzy lives again!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm here with four dudes and a dudette in my sofa. Everyone agreed that that was oddly homoerotic.

Ooooh, plotbunny! Did anyone catch the guy's name? I'll need it for Celebrities!

 

[Liar]

*groan* spandex.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What IS it about tight black leatherpants that make me short of breath - even when it's not ME wearing them?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Finland, 12 points.