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BluKitten said:
Or, he could try not showering for a few days, rub a towel on himself and leave it near the plants!
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Like that would work......

Maybe I could keep some fire crackers near the door and light one then throw it at them to freak them out.
 
Shagly said:
If I did that the next door woman would yell at me to go inside and use the latrine.
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It's your yard! Pee wherever you like! Go knock on her door and tell her you are going to pee on your plants, to keep the deer away. Then she can close her curtains or blinds or whatever the hell she has in her windows.

She lets her chickens and other fowl wander all over your yard. She can look the other way while you pee on the plants!
 
BluKitten said:
It's your yard! Pee wherever you like! Go knock on her door and tell her you are going to pee on your plants, to keep the deer away. Then she can close her curtains or blinds or whatever the hell she has in her windows.

She lets her chickens and other fowl wander all over your yard. She can look the other way while you pee on the plants!
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What happens if she wants to stop over to help me?
 
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