The "ethics" of casual "bm"

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think that pooping in the bed, or on the lawn of one's beloved for selfish reasons is abuse.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think that pooping in the bed, or on the lawn of one's beloved for selfish reasons is abuse.

I take absolutely every BM I make with the utmost of seriousness. I never dump casually. That would be unethical.

 

[minx1]

I think that pooping in the bed, or on the lawn of one's beloved for selfish reasons is abuse.

DGE I would say that it depends on how casually you poop and if its a consensual poop.
Also what are the intentions behind the poop...manure could be considered a gift ........ and not forgetting from sh*t roses can grow

 

[chy_girl]

You are both very, very twisted...

I want to be your friend.

 

[Netzach]

Oh I thought this was causal bm.

 

[minx1]

this threads full of shit.


I want to know what precautions are taken at a bm munch!

i've heard stories of innocent bystanders being dragged in to these things and literally covered in the stuff by the causal bmers and their advocates.

 

[Netzach]

Amateurs. YOU ONLY THINK YOU HAVE TAKEN A DUMP.

 

[Xelebes]

There are times, I admit, when I do get a bit too casual with it. But in the nick of time I save my prim and proper dignity.

 

[satindesire]

Proper ladies don't have anuses (anii?) Neither do proper ladies do this most unholy thing you call "take a dump".

That is all.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Proper ladies don't have anuses (anii?) Neither do proper ladies do this most unholy thing you call "take a dump".

That is all.

You're obviously in denial. You need to be assimilated.
I have a nice white throne for you over here...

 

[satindesire]

You're obviously in denial. You need to be assimilated.
I have a nice white throne for you over here...

resistance is futile?

 

[midwestyankee]

Did you know that you can blow out your larynx by trying to sing while squeezing out your non-casual bm? It's one of the truly deadly dangers of casual bm.

 

[midwestyankee]

Grunt

 

[TypicalDeviant]

You know, I respect your need to take all "bm" seriously, but that's not what works for everyone. And that's okay. However, I do take a bit of offense with you generalizing that everyone here is an abuser.

I mean, I only beat my bitch when she drops a deuce in the Southern half of the yard. She knows better than that.

 

[neci]

I think that pooping in the bed, or on the lawn of one's beloved for selfish reasons is abuse.

woops.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Everything that everyone here has said, or will say (or think, write, or otherwise express or conceptualize in any form or forms, including digitally, or those forms not yet created or conceived of), or that his or her descendants will say (or think, write, or otherwise express or conceptualize in any form or forms, including digitally, or those forms not yet created or conceived of) in perpetuity, shall be construed as being erroneous, and indicative of abusive tendencies, acts, thoughts, predilections or desires, and furthermore, that by posting here or in other places deemed by the original poster (OP) as "similar," you agree that you are an abusive douchebag lacking any individual characteristics or circumstances beyond those determined by the OP.

 

[Keroin]

Everything that everyone here has said, or will say (or think, write, or otherwise express or conceptualize in any form or forms, including digitally, or those forms not yet created or conceived of), or that his or her descendants will say (or think, write, or otherwise express or conceptualize in any form or forms, including digitally, or those forms not yet created or conceived of) in perpetuity, shall be construed as being erroneous, and indicative of abusive tendencies, acts, thoughts, predilections or desires, and furthermore, that by posting here or in other places deemed by the original poster (OP) as "similar," you agree that you are an abusive douchebag lacking any individual characteristics or circumstances beyond those determined by the OP.*

*Not valid in Quebec or the State of Alaska

 

[BLoved]

lol

I really don't think any of you are taking the risks seriously.

I mean consider the poor poop, just sitting there, helpless.

Imagine someone comes in with a gun and decides to shoot it.

Poop everywhere.

You really need to train your Toilet Monitors to check for weapons, and spare the poop such a fate.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

lol

I really don't think any of you are taking the risks seriously.

I mean consider the poor poop, just sitting there, helpless.

Imagine someone comes in with a gun and decides to shoot it.

Poop everywhere.

You really need to train your Toilet Monitors to check for weapons, and spare the poop such a fate.

Hold it. You're messing with me here. Because owing to my previous statement, what you're saying now is erroneous. But maybe that's what you want me to think.

~Fuck!~

 

[FloggingMolly]

Oh my....

 

[Stella_Omega]

resistance is futile?

Trust me on that.

 

[BLoved]

Hold it. You're messing with me here. Because owing to my previous statement, what you're saying now is erroneous. But maybe that's what you want me to think.

~smile~

Maybe ... maybe not.

 

[satindesire]

Trust me on that.

Star Trek humor. Le sigh.

 

[midwestyankee]

Star Trek humor. Le sigh.

On a geekily related note:

One might respond to this thread with this bon mot: "All your bms are belong to us."

 

[Stella_Omega]

On a geekily related note:

One might respond to this thread with this bon mot: "All your bms are belong to us."

I heroically held myself back, dammit.