The Emperor is Dead

I thought he was going to pass while still in office. Maybe Kamala should have bled him for the sympathy vote.
 
(Our first President was bled to death to cure him, at his insistence. He would have so done SNL.)
 
The new Emperor has already restored order and civility. Detroit has emerged un-scorched...
 
Paul Pelosi is asleep, safe in his California bed, happy that four-eyebrows is in DC scolding, "TOLD YOU SO!!!"
 
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