The Easter Bunny

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In one of those weird imaginary towns, the abbual tradition is that an 18 year old girgin female dresses as The Easter Bunny and distributes treats in the early dawn hours.
The game is that whichever male in town carches the Bunny deflowers her.

But what if they can't find an 18 year old virgin?
Or if the only available virgin is transgendered?
Or the virgin is caught by a family member?
Or is a lesbian?
Or is straight, but is captured by the town's lesbian librarian?

or...
 
Lot of men hanging out in garden bushes (no pun intended) waiting for their chance to jump the easter bunny... only turns out there's more than one bunny about. Perhaps in order to protect the "real" bunny or perhaps just to get a jump of their own, lots of the towns women end up dressing up too.

Lots of possibilities as to who ends up fucking who, mother-son, father daughter, brother-sister... sorry gone a bit incest here.

Does the virgin bunny get a fuck or is she left on the village green screaming, "Why won't anybody fuck me?"

Cue, lots of heads popping up from behind hedges (and bushes), seeing the "virgin bunny" causes them to look at who they're actually fucking.
 
What if they pastor suggests the easiest and surest path to heaven is to conceive on Easter Sunday?
 
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