The dumbest person you ever dated.

[PumpkinSmasher]

I was getting ready for work (YUCK) when I thought of the dumbest person I ever dated. Me and her had a fight one night over this:

She thought Hawaii and Alaska was near California since on a U.S. map thats where you seen them. Even worse.... she was 17!

So anyone got a stupid person they dated they want to get off their chest?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well all of them

If a woman was smart she wouldnt go out with me in the first place.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

A friend of mine took this girl from another high school to prom and when we were at dinner she ordered filet mignon. When the waiter asked how she wanted it cooked she said. "How many ways are there to cook fish?"

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

A friend of mine took this girl from another high school to prom and when we were at dinner she ordered filet mignon. When the waiter asked how she wanted it cooked she said. "How many ways are there to cook fish?"

Thats damn funny.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Thats damn funny.

It's true too.

 

[penguindance]

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

I forgot to mention...... my ex later became a teacher

 

[penguindance]

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

That IS damn funny. I would have wet myself. Lol.

Even though it's been almost 20 years, we still give him hell about it.

 

[penguindance]

 

[nasty1]

I'm dating someone like that, right now. One of his fav expressions is, "Not too awfulbad." And, he'll usually tell me the EXACT same story that he told me the night before,(about his Horses. BORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I like him, alot, though, because, he told me that he excepts me for me. I NEVER expected that,(considering my MANY issues.) Besides, this building is for the Mentally handicapped, too. So, I just try to tell myself, "He can't help it," over, and over, again.

 

[dreamer]

I can honestly say I've never dated anything but really intelligent women. I don't date casually and intelligence is one thing I really insist upon in friends and in girlfriends.

I would, however, be considerably more forgiving of mistakes made from ignorance when they're young. Still...ack...those are doosies.

 

[penguindance]

 

[nasty1]

About? PLease, don't tell me the whole thing. I'm dating a guy,(I'm bi,)and, he's mentally disablied. But, he excepts me for me, so, I try my dambest to deal with his issues. Besides, he can hold inteeligent conversation,(for a few minutes, anyway.)

 

[Guest]

A guy I talked to the other day tried to convince me that Nevada is on the way to California from Oregon.
He was Australian, I figured he didn't know any better, so I argued. He said, on the map they are...
Um....okay....

(Sorry! But it was funny!)

I need to one questions. Where in Oregon was the person going from to get to California. Nevada is the border state for about half of sourthern Oregon. So if a person was in south east Oregon, the easiest route to California was probably through Nevada. Although, if you were in western Oregon, you would definately go I-5 and not go through Nevada

Here an IRL to help clarify his arguement: http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/united_states/usa_pol01.jpg


The Ausy might not be so dumb afterall.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I got one. He was a friend of a friend of mine. His name was Nick. Conveniently, Nick rhymes with Dick. Nick was a dick. damn. Anyway, so Nick and I start dating in September. We date till about December, and then I find out he's been sleeping with his ex the whole time. Goodbye Nick. Then I am stoopid enough to get back together with him about 8 months later. This time, he cheated on me with his best friend's fiance!
WTF? He was dumb enough to lose his best friend and me (not that he cared about me, but Im a good person) over this little whore?
bah.
I cast a spell on him. And it worked.