The drunk thread

[Garnate]

It's Saturday night. I've only had two tall Asahi's so I'm not drunk yet but I'm going to fake it til I make it. If you post something, you have to at least pretend you're drunk also. No exceptions.




And there WILL be pictures posted. Oh yes.

 

[Adre]

Frterccrcercervyrbtnhnvdxw.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Only stoners drink.

 

[Lorilei]

I wish I was (were?) drunk.

 

[Garnate]

Only stoners drink.

That doesn't make any goddamn sense.




Omg you're drunk aren't you.....

 

[Mr Noone]

I wish I was (were?) drunk.

Conditional takes the past tense. *hic*

 

[Lorilei]

Conditional takes the past tense. *hic*

Good to know.

So, um....which is it?

 

[Lorilei]

Heyyyyyy. *narrows eyes* That poll is skewed!

 

[neci]

arriba!
abajo!
a centro!
adentro!

 

[tactful]

I resemble, no, I assemble, no, I could do this, I think , this thread sots.

 

[Mr Noone]

Good to know.

So, um....which is it?

I wish I were...

The wishing makes it conditional. Same with "if":

If I were king of the forrrrrrest...*hic*

 

[Garnate]

Heyyyyyy. *narrows eyes* That poll is skewed!

No it's not.


Everyone is doing so well!

 

[Lorilei]

I wish I were...

The wishing makes it conditional. Same with "if":

If I were king of the forrrrrrest...*hic*

...

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Working on it *hic*
here's a pic

http://www.wpclipart.com/people/male/hillbilly_with_moonshine.png

 

[RobDownSouth]

One rum cocktail..ah ah ah
http://www.brendanemmettquigley.com/graphics/count_von_count.jpg

(at least I think its rum. what's a "cable car'?)

 

[Garnate]

Who wants to make out?

I'll take that action.

 

[Garnate]

One rum cocktail..ah ah ah
http://www.brendanemmettquigley.com/graphics/count_von_count.jpg

(at least I think its rum. what's a "cable car'?)

Hahahahahahaaa

 

[snugglestruggle]

The drunkerer I am, the player I get

 

[Disgustipated]

I'll take that action.

Search that idiot's post history and get back to us.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm on a couch with two kittens on top of me, I'm drinking wine out of cup with a straw so they don't go away from my jostling. One kitten has never blessed me with her sleeping body so this is like for me!

Polls are more accurate when we don't know who throws the dirt.

Are you a dirt thrower?

And I'm playing WWF with a worthy opponent.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I wish I was (were?) drunk.

as do we all, darlin'.

But sweetie, you don't have to get drunk to take advantage of us.

Well, some of us.

 

[Garnate]

Search that idiot's post history and get back to us.

That bad? How do I not just instinctively know everything upon returning?

 

[Aquagal]

My first post took three edits to make right.

 

[Garnate]

I'm drinking wine out of cup with a straw.

My kind of girl! I'm drinking my Moscato out of a Coca Cola glass.

It's only getting classier from here on out, folks.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/69c75ae9-0d17-4ad0-93e6-1bb6aea92eda_zps1f273fbb.jpg

 

[Garnate]

My first post took three edits to make right.

You belong here.