The Downsouth Rulez

[RobDownSouth]

Shamelessly stolen from another board, adapted and tweaked for Lit political discussions, a master inventory of canned responses

The Downsouth Rulez:​

1. It is solely your responsibility to find the hilarity.
2. I note your assertion of my (moral) (intellectual) (physical) inferiority.
3. I acknowledge your attempt at a (clever) (devastating) (hilarious) insult.
4. I recognize your effort to use equivalence as a defense on the issue.
5. I am willing to stipulate that you are a very big deal online.
6. I acknowledge your supposedly more (nuanced) (intellectually rigorous) (fancy-sounding) take on my short post.
7. I understand you are going to ignore me for righteous reasons.
8. I recognize the unfathomable injustice of my insignificant voice drowning out the singular wisdom of yours.
9. I accept that my (candidate) (idea) (team) lost a contested outcome which you now assert as complete vindication of your superiority over me.
10. Thank you for the correction of a trivial (spelling) (grammatical) (typing) (semantic) error.
11. I acknowledge your extrapolation of personal preference into a blanket judgment of objective value.
12. I appreciate your candor, but I doubt anyone cares what you think of me.
13. Thanks for (correcting) (criticizing) (dismissing) my subjective interpretation of something by offering up your own as definitive.
14. I confess to the exaggeration you identified. This technique is sometimes used in humor.
15. I am in receipt of your unsolicited complaint about the relative (humor) (interest) (value) of a particular post.
16. I sense my writing displeases you. I suggest not reading it.

 

[Bert Notorius]

17. fuck off and die.

 

[eyer]

18. Blow it out your azz.

 

[Tryharder62]

17. fuck off and die.

You forgot the then. It's fuck off and die then.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Disgustipated]

Yes, yes, but will you acknowledge the fact that you're a perfected asshole???

Isn't hard for you to see this thread after years of claiming to have the OP on iggy?

 

[Cade Is Here]

Shamelessly stolen from another board, adapted and tweaked for Lit political discussions, a master inventory of canned responses

The Downsouth Rulez:​

1. It is solely your responsibility to find the hilarity.
2. I note your assertion of my (moral) (intellectual) (physical) inferiority.
3. I acknowledge your attempt at a (clever) (devastating) (hilarious) insult.
4. I recognize your effort to use equivalence as a defense on the issue.
5. I am willing to stipulate that you are a very big deal online.
6. I acknowledge your supposedly more (nuanced) (intellectually rigorous) (fancy-sounding) take on my short post.
7. I understand you are going to ignore me for righteous reasons.
8. I recognize the unfathomable injustice of my insignificant voice drowning out the singular wisdom of yours.
9. I accept that my (candidate) (idea) (team) lost a contested outcome which you now assert as complete vindication of your superiority over me.
10. Thank you for the correction of a trivial (spelling) (grammatical) (typing) (semantic) error.
11. I acknowledge your extrapolation of personal preference into a blanket judgment of objective value.
12. I appreciate your candor, but I doubt anyone cares what you think of me.
13. Thanks for (correcting) (criticizing) (dismissing) my subjective interpretation of something by offering up your own as definitive.
14. I confess to the exaggeration you identified. This technique is sometimes used in humor.
15. I am in receipt of your unsolicited complaint about the relative (humor) (interest) (value) of a particular post.
16. I sense my writing displeases you. I suggest not reading it.

Because you are the DerpMan?

 

[Derpman]

Derp!

 

[Liar]

18. Blow it out your azz.

Will you

10. Thank [me] for the correction of a trivial (spelling) (grammatical) (typing) (semantic) error?

or shall I not bother?