KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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No, not in the bedroom, on the wordprocessor. You guys are freaky weird. Jeeeeeeeeez. Times New Roman 10 point is NOT sexy. Pictures of naked guys IS sexy. So I cruised for some good pictures and played that fun "follow the links" game.
Which can be just as fucking irritating as it is inspirational. I had a bad round of links today. Console and pop up central. It's like oh my fucking gawd I wanna see pictures of 38 year old women in pig tails with a come hither look on their faces and a caption that says, "the youngest teens allowed by law." Shyyyaaaa right. That chick was on the Dick Clark show.
I found out that one way to get past most of the exit consoles is to ctrl+alt+del and end task on that particular browser window. It's got a different kind of exit so it doesn't excite that FUCKING command that tells it to pop up MORE exit windows and overload your fucking system. Oh yeah, baby, overload my system so I have to fucking RESET and hope to gawd wordperfect backup worked. THAT's gonna make me spend money at some fucked up porn site.
But the worst, the absolute pissiest worst thing is when the popup automatically makes itself my home page. The Stud was highly, and I do mean highly, pissed off when he turned the puter on and instead of mynra.com popping up with the internet, pre-teen hotties hit the screen. Oh my fucking gawd. You thought the man was having an apoplexy. Preteen hotties was bad enough. He cruised the favorites list. Bookmarks of places I'd never even heard of all OVER the place. Of things I find not only the height of disgust, but make the Stud ready to drag my ass to confession.
That's it. It's Roark's only for this chick. What a fucking pain in the ass.
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So... What's up?
Which can be just as fucking irritating as it is inspirational. I had a bad round of links today. Console and pop up central. It's like oh my fucking gawd I wanna see pictures of 38 year old women in pig tails with a come hither look on their faces and a caption that says, "the youngest teens allowed by law." Shyyyaaaa right. That chick was on the Dick Clark show.
I found out that one way to get past most of the exit consoles is to ctrl+alt+del and end task on that particular browser window. It's got a different kind of exit so it doesn't excite that FUCKING command that tells it to pop up MORE exit windows and overload your fucking system. Oh yeah, baby, overload my system so I have to fucking RESET and hope to gawd wordperfect backup worked. THAT's gonna make me spend money at some fucked up porn site.
But the worst, the absolute pissiest worst thing is when the popup automatically makes itself my home page. The Stud was highly, and I do mean highly, pissed off when he turned the puter on and instead of mynra.com popping up with the internet, pre-teen hotties hit the screen. Oh my fucking gawd. You thought the man was having an apoplexy. Preteen hotties was bad enough. He cruised the favorites list. Bookmarks of places I'd never even heard of all OVER the place. Of things I find not only the height of disgust, but make the Stud ready to drag my ass to confession.
That's it. It's Roark's only for this chick. What a fucking pain in the ass.
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So... What's up?
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