The Dorm Room Demoness: an anime nec-romance. (For mairu.)

[Ravenloft]

Robert sat on his unmade bed in his dorm room, his hair amateurishly dyed black hanging in his face as he crossed his legs and rested his arms on his knees, focusing on the circled pentagram he'd drawn in chalk on the floor. It was lit at its points with black candles he'd bought from the bargain bin at Walmart last year after all the Halloween stuff went on sale.

He chanted some incantation he found on the internet that promised him "ultimate power" and pricked s finger with a safety pin, flicking drops of blood into the circle as he did, like the spell said to do. Then he pinched hid bloody fingers to his thumbs like he saw in some old yoga video his hippy mom used to work out to and hummed, wishing with all his heart for something cool to happen...

Wishing so hard that he squeezed his eyes shut and wrinkled his freckled nose with the effort.

He didn't open his eyes until the smell of something burning shafted under his nose.

Cracking one eye open, he saw that one of the candles had fallen over and was catching the carpet on fire! He panicked and got up, rushing to his mini fridge
, desperately looking for something he could use to duce the fire!

An out of date half gallon of milk wax all he could find, so he used it in his panick, inadvertently adding the one ingredient the spell required to actually work! Mothers milk.

He spilled it all over the carpet and a small stream of the milk wound it's way over to the circle.

With a puff of sulfuric smoke that made Roberts eyes water, therd, in the center of the circle stood a young woman, wide eyed and looking just about as perplexed as he did.

She had... horns... Fangs... a set of small bat like wings... a slender tail with a stinger at the end... and she was naked as a Jay bird!

To say Robert freaked out at this would be an understatement.

He threw the empty carton of milk at her, yelped like a frightened chihuahua and dove under his bed, pulling the loose sheets down to hide himself.

 

[Mairu]

Sasha's first thought when she opened her eyes was 'what the hell just happened and where am I?' This was what she thought as she stared at some strange guy with her light blue eyes, who proceeded to throw some kind of container at her and she deflected it easily, watching him hide. Sasha sighed but then noticed she was naked and frowned and snapped her fingers, now wearing a small top that just covered her breasts all around and in the back had two holes for het wings and a pair of very short, shorts, also having a hole for her tail. Then she walked over and yanked the sheets away and grabbed the guy, dragging him out as she did she talked. "You know it isn't nice to throw things at someone you just met and then hide. Yeesh haven't you seen an imp before?" Once Sasha got him out she dropped his arms that she had been using to pull him out and put her hands on her hips, looking at him curiously and like she was waiting to see what he would do, she waited for a minute and then talked again. "Anyway you have obviously summoned me so I am now you're familiar. I do whatever you want, but just to be clear I don't do getting someone to love you and I don't kill anyone or make them disappear. Besides that I can do anything else." Sasha then sat on the floor playing wirh her long brown hair.

 

[Ravenloft]

Robert yelped in fright as the demoness yanked the protection of his blanket away and pleaded for his life in incoherent gibberish as she dragged him out into the open by his arms! She chastised him for throwing the milk carton at her and running away, throwing him completely off guard, he was expecting her to maul him with her claws and Fangs! "Um... no... you would be the first... demon I've ever seen... you're not going hurt me, are you, oh great one?" He had no idea how to a dress her, the fact that she was his familiar not having sunk in yet and do, he thought flattery was in his best interest at the moment .

"Oh... oh! It worked? My spell worked? Er... I mean, my spell worked! Muahahaha!" Robert basked in the new fount rush of being an actual wizard, for real! "Familliar! What is your name? I command you, make me the most popular boy on campus!" He ordered, obviously drunk on power and not thinking clearly.

 

[Mairu]

Sasha sighed as the boy went crazy and went on her hands and knees and flicked him on tne forhead. "First of all, like I said I can't do love, popularity is like that. If you have certain things that could inadvertently make you popular I can help with those. Also the name is Sasha." After saying so Sasha sat back down and played with her hair again, bored until she actually had something she could do.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Oh please, don't hurt me! ... oh..." Robert balked, throwing his hands up to shield his face but she was just too quick for him. When all she did was flick him, he blinked, confused. "I thought demons were evil... but.. you're actually being nice to me..."

He got up and brushed himself off, there was a lot of dust under his bet it would seem. "So... if you can't make me popular, cause that's a fork of love, what can you do? Sasha? Hmm, I was expecting something like Desdemona or lloth... but Sasha's okay..."

 

[Mairu]

Sasha tilted her head and grinned. "I can be mean if you want. I just don't think you want that and you humans aren't as fun to play with as other demons, cause you people can't fight back as much as demons can, just saying." Sasha was then brought back by his question, looking sad. Of course it didn't sound right, Sasha couldn't say her real name, fearing another demon might hear her... and then she would be in trouble. "Sorry to dissapoint but yeah my name is more normal then most. As for what I could do, well I could make you strong or fast, basically anything but love and killing. So aside from mass popularity what do you want."

 

[Ravenloft]

"You're right, I really don't want that. You look... dangerous... but... also... pretty." This was the first time he really got a good look at her. "Hmm... no one would belive me being strong, I mean, look at me, I'm a wimp. Ugh! Fast, maybe... hey, can we think about all this later? I'm hungry... how about you? I'm your master now, right? How do I take care of you? I mean, what do you eat? Do you sleep? Is there anything I should or shouldn't do, like don't get you wet or not feed you after midnight?"

 

[Mairu]

Sasha watched this guy, amused as he talked and then blinked at his last words and then started laughing. "You're kidding right? This is hilarious." Sasha rolled on the floor laughing before slowly calming down and getting back up. "First grimlins, I think that's what they are called aren't real and second I'm not a guinea pig. Just don't throw stuff or do things that would normally annoy people, and also please don't pull on my wing or horns and don't touch the end of my tail unless you want to die cause the tip can kill you, it has poison in it. Do's.... hmmm, nothing in particular though I do favor mini marshmallows. They are sooooooo, yummy. Oh also don't wake me up. I am kind of a sting first ask questions later, instinct." She had been on the run so of course it had become natural. She had even come to the human world, though now she was in a different part. "Also I will need to go to your school and get in the same classes. As your familiar I need to be near you and using my invisibility power would be annoying. Don't worry though, I can make my tail, wings and horns disappear and look sort of normal."

 

[Ravenloft]

Robert frowned, embarrassed by her reaction to his uneducated questions. "I was only asking... I don't know these things, sorry." He rubbed the back of his neck and looked down at his feet, dejected.

Then she mentioned liking marshmallows and he brightened up a little bit. "I can get you some!" He eyed her swishing tail and nodded, wary of it. "Yes, of course, let you sleep, check that." Getting her into the school was a whole other can of worms to deal with, far beyond his current capabilities, they would need to make up a whole history for her and he had no idea how to do that. "Well, unless you can make fake documents and a whole history for yourself, I really don't know how to get you into the college..."

 

[Mairu]

Sasha was really happy about the marshmallows and her skin turned pink in happiness and she threw herself at him hugging him in happiness. "Really? Thank you!" She then kissed his cheek, her tail swishing excitedly and her wings fluttering and then she heard about the school thing. "Oh that's already done, I've actually been in the human world for awhile before you summoned me so I've already got idea and fake documents and everything is checked. Just will need to apply for your classes at the times you take them." Sasha then noticed she was still on him and her sking then turned a brighter pink and she pushed off of him, her cheeks red in a blush that showed through the pink skin. "Sorry about that, kind of lost it."

 

[Ravenloft]

"Umph! I... um.. it would be my pleasure." She glomped him so hard, he lost his breath for a moment. The feel of her tender form pressed against him made him tingle a little and her kiss on his cheek made him smile. The longer she hugged him the more he singled and within seconds he felt himself reacting to her closeness. Quickly, he folded his hands in his lap, trying to hide his reaction.

"Oh, well... then all you need is a copy of my schedule... let me print one out for you." He didn't move, he didn't dare, for fear of risking her noticing his embarrassing erection. She let go of him, apologizing and he shook his head, still hiding his erection. "No! No... I liked it... I just... don't usually get hugs from pretty girls..."

 

[Mairu]

Sasha blushed at the human's comment and smiled. "I've never been called pretty before so thanks. Also what's your name? Also do you have anything to eat cause I am kind of hungry and marshmallows aren't really the type of meal food, I don't like spicy stuff just so you know." Sasha was really starting to get hungry and her stomach growled loudly as her skin went back to pale.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Robert Smith." He answered, running his fingers through his hair. "I've got.... microweve pop corn... and... ramen noodles. Oh, and a jar of sweet pickles. But I can go get us some fast food if you prefer... Wendy's sound okay? Woah, you don't look so good, you just went really pale... You going to be okay?"

 

[Mairu]

Sasha smiled as he said his name. "Well it's nice to meet you Robert." Sasha then heard ramen noodles and immediately answered. "Ramen noodles and Wendys if you can do it. I love their chicken sandwich and I also love Ramen. I'm also very hungry." She then noticed she was going paler than normal, it was probably cause she hadn't eaten in awhile. Demons had to eat more to keep their stamina and stuff and she smiled at Robert. "I'll be fine once I get some food in me, demons need to eat more and I haven't eaten in awhile soo my body is kind of telling me it needs food."

 

[Ravenloft]

"Thank you, Sasha, I don't know what I was expecting would happen when I cast that spell, but I think it's safe to say, you are probably the coolest thing to have ever come out of my magical talents." Nevermind being the first and only thing to have ever actually worked for him.

"I hope we can figure things out together! Oh! Oh crap! Yeah! Let me go get you some food, you look famished!" Roberts panicked a little, he was prone to it, having always been nervous around girls, especially demonic ones! All things considered though, she didn't really seem all that scary. Why was he so freaked out byour her then? He wondered as he left to go get her some food.

He hopped on his bike and petled all the way to the corner store,buying her one, no, two boxes of Ramen in every flavor they had and crammed them into the basket on theach front of his bike. Then he hit Wendy's for chicken sandwiches and chocolate shakes. He didn't really have room in the basket for the bag of wrndys, so he held if in his teeth on the ride back.

"I'm back! Sasha?" He called out, looking around his small room for her. Not sure where she went. Oh no! Was she gone?! Was she just a halucination? Had he just imagined her?

 

[Mairu]

Sasha smiled as he rushed out but in just one minute she went to a fridge and found strawberries and a container whipped cream and smiled, starting to dip the strawberries in whipped cream and eat them and had on in her mouth when she heard Robert and went to go find him and tapped him on the shoulder, the container of whipped cream in one hand, the strawberries in the other and the green part of the strawberry sticking out of her mouth.

 

[Ravenloft]

Robert slowly turned to see her behind him, a rush of relief going through him. He chuckled over the way she looked, the little green leaf of a strawberry pinched between her lips, a carton of strawberries in one hand and the whipped cream in the other. Hi didn't know it yet, but that was the moment he fell in love with her, his own familiar.

The reached up and took the end of the strawberry from her lips and wiped off a dab of cream from her lower lip. "Couldn't wait , huh?" He teased, setting the groceries down and reaching into the wendys bag for her sandwich and frosty. "I'll have to melt some chocolate and let you try them that way too."

"Oh! I got you a variety of flavors in ramen! Twenty four packs okay?"

 

[Mairu]

Sasha smiled at Robert when he turned around and then blushed as he took the green leaf and dabbed a little cream off her lower lip. Sasha smiled and then made an expression of fascination. "Chocolate? Hmmm, that sounds yummy. 24 packs? That is awesome! I do love shrimp the best, just saying but I love all ramen no matter the flavor anyway Sasha then smiled and put the strawberries and whipped cram down on the table and then saw the bag from Wendy's in his hands. "I would like it if you would eat with me, you will won't you?" Sasha made a puppy dog face so that he would say yes too, really wanting to spend time with him, not alone anymore, now with her new Master. "Also should I call you Master, since I am your familiar?"

 

[Ravenloft]

"Chocolate is amazing! Especially with caramel! Youve never had it? I guess the probably don't have nice things in the abyss... oh, there's at least three or four shrimp flavored ramen in there. I wanted to get a but of each to make sure I got one you really liked!"

"I would love to eat with you! I got us both a sandwich and a frosty, chocolate, of course! Here! This is yours!" He pulled out hers and handed them to her.

Her last question threw him for a loop. "I... I don't know... do you like calling me master? It seems so.... demeaning... what would you rather call me?"

 

[Mairu]

Sasha smiled and giggled. "No haven't had chocolate, have had little caramel squares though, so can caramel be melted? That's interesting." Sasha then smiled brightly as he gave her the food and she dove right in and got the sandwich, unwrapping it and taking a big bite and sat down. She then swallowed before speaking. "Thank you this is really good. Mmmm." Sasha then took another bite before looking back at him and swallowed smiling. "Actually, I like calling you Robert. Also um I saw there is only one bed. I don't mind on sleeping on the floor do you have a spare sheet I could have to cover me?"

 

[Ravenloft]

"I love caramel, especially salty caramel! I'll have to get some for us to share some time. Yes, the soft kind can be melted. It's super good that way, you can pour it over stuff." He sat across from her and started eating too., saving his frosty for last. "Ahmph grad youph rike umph." He said with his mouth full, not thinking, just thrilled that such a pretty girl was in his room, spending time with him. He had forgotten all about the outside world at this point, becoming someone no one picked on was the last thing on his mind at the moment.

"You do?" He asked, swallowing, pleasantly surprised that she liked his name. "Well then, please, call me by my name, Sasha!" He liked her name too, it was pretty. "Oh..." he hadn't thought about that, having only one bed. "Well... we could share the bed... n-nothing funny... I mean... you don't have to sleep on the floor, it's big enough, we could lay back to back... or something..."

 

[Mairu]

Sasha smiled and giggled as he talked with his mouth full. "You shouldn't do that you know. It's impolite, though I just think it's cute." Sasha then went and sat next to him, liking the closeness and continued eating her sandwich and was about to take another bite before he said about the bed and laughed uneasily. "The thing is, I sleep naked." Sasha was now blushing and avoiding looking t him, embarrassed.

 

[Ravenloft]

Robert had just taken another large bite when she told him it was impolite to talk with his mouth full. "Ohmph, ahfowwy!" He mumbled an appology, turning bright red in embarassment over it. She drew closer to him and he felt her warmth and smelled her scent, it was sweet and spicy, like cinnamon. He started to feel really warm and tingly now that she was so close to him. He didn't know what to think.

He nearly coke on his next bit when she admitted to sleeping naked. "Ahk! Hu-hu-hu!"he coughed and gasped, completely unprepared for it. "Really? N-naked?" He stammered, beat red. "I... I mean... oh... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to act so surprised, it's okay, you just caught me off guard. It's okay, you can sleep naked, I promise I won't touch or look! I want you to feel comfortable here! My dorm is your dorm! Ha! Hahahaha!" He tried playing it off as a joke, his freaking out for a moment.

 

[Mairu]

Sasha frowned and sighed. "It's not important if I'm comfortable. You need to be comfortable. Also it would probably be easy to no touch. I'm not pretty and my breasts are too big. So I don't have a nice body." Sasha ate the rest if her sandwich after saying this and then started on her frosty.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Well... I won't be comfortable unless you are too, Sasha. Wait... are you kidding? You look stunning to me. I mean, the horns, wings and tail are a little weird, but I kind of like them. And big boobs are hot. I... I didn't really get a good look, but you were naked when you showed up and I... kind of liked what I saw."