dr_mabeuse
seduce the mind
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- Oct 10, 2002
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Here is the ultra suave and debonaire, wealthy international playboy and bon vivant, Dr. Mabeuse, standing alone on the balcony of his penthouse Fortress of Ineptitude, watching the melacholy December sun sink intro the golden west, and pensively musing over the dissatisfactions of his colorful life:
"God I wish i could get laid!"
The lights of the city wink on below him as he tightens the belt on his satin smoking jacket and muses on the vagaries of fame and wealth, knocking his sophisticated cocktail to the streets below as he does so. The raw december wind whips through his sophisticated beard and brings a rosy glow to his chiselled profile as he flexes the sculpted muscles of his manly torso and ponders whether learning to play the zither would help soothe the savage need in his breast.
No, for his penthouse hideaway is in fact filled with zithers, but even a million zithers cannot quench the gnawing loneliness he feels, nor stem that stuff that seems to be dripping from his nose.
"No, my fame has brought me riches beyond compare, the adoration of the masses, tee-shirts from throughout the world, and one of those things that look like a lawn mower that you ride around on that are supposed to be so cool, but what I crave--what my soul yearns for--is the touch of a perverse and filthy woman in six-inch heels, seemed stockings and a latex cat-suit who keeps her birth control pills in a tic-tac case and carries mace in case some guy gets fresh!"
And as he wipes his nose on the wnd-blown canopy of his exclusive penthouse and turns to go inside, he stops, pauses dramatically, and whines, "All I want is a quick and filthy night of sex with no strings and no diseases attached with a gorgeous woman who seeks to be placed on a symbolic pedestal and treated to a sequence of orgasms of increasing intensity leading finally to a transcendent spiritual-sexual experience, after which we'll see what's on TV. Is that too much to ask, ye Gods of Friday night?"
Are there no women willing to take him up on his offer?
"God I wish i could get laid!"
The lights of the city wink on below him as he tightens the belt on his satin smoking jacket and muses on the vagaries of fame and wealth, knocking his sophisticated cocktail to the streets below as he does so. The raw december wind whips through his sophisticated beard and brings a rosy glow to his chiselled profile as he flexes the sculpted muscles of his manly torso and ponders whether learning to play the zither would help soothe the savage need in his breast.
No, for his penthouse hideaway is in fact filled with zithers, but even a million zithers cannot quench the gnawing loneliness he feels, nor stem that stuff that seems to be dripping from his nose.
"No, my fame has brought me riches beyond compare, the adoration of the masses, tee-shirts from throughout the world, and one of those things that look like a lawn mower that you ride around on that are supposed to be so cool, but what I crave--what my soul yearns for--is the touch of a perverse and filthy woman in six-inch heels, seemed stockings and a latex cat-suit who keeps her birth control pills in a tic-tac case and carries mace in case some guy gets fresh!"
And as he wipes his nose on the wnd-blown canopy of his exclusive penthouse and turns to go inside, he stops, pauses dramatically, and whines, "All I want is a quick and filthy night of sex with no strings and no diseases attached with a gorgeous woman who seeks to be placed on a symbolic pedestal and treated to a sequence of orgasms of increasing intensity leading finally to a transcendent spiritual-sexual experience, after which we'll see what's on TV. Is that too much to ask, ye Gods of Friday night?"
Are there no women willing to take him up on his offer?