Dixon Carter Lee
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I left in it your ass.
The Dixon Carter Lee Fan Club President is Back! Hi Kid Rock! Got my boot?
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Purple Haze
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I think he planted weeds in it, and it's sitting on his kitchen table.
KillerMuffin
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If redwave and kidrock got into a fight, they'd stand as far apart as they could and try to slap each other while shrieking about being a bitch.
That would actually be funny. Except that they'd be fighting over Yoyotwat.
That would actually be funny. Except that they'd be fighting over Yoyotwat.
Dixon Carter Lee
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REDWAVE can't hold a cock-shaped candle to Kid Rock's devotion for me.
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There are no more trolls. Only Dixon Fluffers. I'm thinking of getting them matching T-shirts.
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
ewww. I just urped in my throat a little.
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Poor Kid Rock wants to comment SO bad. He will, before the day is done.
And there will be much rejoicing.
And there will be much rejoicing.
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When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
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sunstruck said:
I think it's more of an involuntary physiological reaction.
I've never heard of a "standing urp" after a performance or giving someone their "proper urps", anyway.
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Wyatt erped, all over the corral. OK?
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I think I'll take a lie down.
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sunstruck said:
Why yes, yes I have. It's sort of stuck there between Oklahoma and Tennessee.
Dixon Carter Lee
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No. It's stuck between 1840 and 1861.
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
Oh, I thought it was just a pinch between America's cheek and gum...
Let's end this now...please?
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No. It's stuck between a Little Rock and a Hard Rock Cafe.
Okay, I'm out of bullets, obviously.
Okay, I'm out of bullets, obviously.
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
It's okay, I actually threw my gun at you with that last post.
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Problem Child said:
Actually happened to me once. I was in a play, approaching a girl I was about to attack. She's supposed to kill me with a pistol, but the damn prop wasn't working. It just kept going *click* *click*, and I'm moving towards her, as slowly as I possibly can, but the damn thing won't go off. Finally she just throws the gun at me, and I fall down dead.
Acting is stupid.
