The Distant Cousin.

[Lancecastor]

So I met the alleged distant cousin at the airport last nite.

Total wierdo.

Her story of being related to us didn't match with the facts.

So I suggested she get the fuck out of Canada before I alerted the authorities.

She was on a plane back to NY less than an hour later.

Scammer.

 

[ryan8558]

Assuming you're writing about this, when will you publish the story?

 

[chillywilly2]

I get that...as soon as she saw you it was like...oh shit...related to him...I gotta get out of this...i know...act like a weirdo..crap..thats like I belong..ok...scam story and jump back on a plane..whew...dodged that bullet.

 

[Sean]

As if. The last time Lance saw his mother was the day he crawled over the rim of the abortion bucket.

 

[thør]

I stayed at the house of a distant cousin in Norway, once.

No big deal.

 

[chillywilly2]

Its a Lance thread...it has to be a big deal

 

[Lancecastor]

As if. The last time Lance saw his mother was the day he crawled over the rim of the abortion bucket.

Drunk sean has always been my favorite for a good laugh.

 

[EternalFantasies]

So I met the alleged distant cousin at the airport last nite.

Total wierdo.

Her story of being related to us didn't match with the facts.

So I suggested she get the fuck out of Canada before I alerted the authorities.

She was on a plane back to NY less than an hour later.

Scammer.

No guilt sex even?

 

[Disgustipated]

No guilt sex even?

Not even his fake American cousin would stoop so low.

I love how she's a deadbeat but still managed to find the funds to get herself to Canada.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Not even his fake American cousin would stoop so low.

I love how she's a deadbeat but still managed to find the funds to get herself to Canada.

Hard to tell with you weirdo writers.

Your imaginations go galore and we can't tell fiction from fantasy anymore.

 

[Emerson40]

http://news.mtv.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/catfish_revised_logo.jpg

 

[hsnh]

It's actually quite plausible.

I was contacted by a few 4th to 5th degree cousins myself, via Ancestry.com.

I only answered to the two good looking guys.

 

[Hypoxia]

My first cousins aren't bad, but I've met or seen photos of various 2nd, 3rd, and 4th cousins, and I'm glad I didn't get more of their genes. Pictures of faces like theirs show up on WEIRDNESS websites. [/me shudders]

 

[SundayGirl23]

Quit being a selfish prick and take the couch.

And with that I just spit out my water.

 

[Lancecastor]

Its a Lance thread...it has to be a big deal

That's not true... it's just the way you think of me.

 

[Disgustipated]

And with that I just spit out my water.

Make sure you vote for meeeeeeeeeee! http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1447490

 

[RobDownSouth]

Drunk sean has always been my favorite for a good laugh.

Drunk Ishmael bristles and takes indignant offense at your blatant favoritism.

 

[Lancecastor]

Drunk Ishmael bristles and takes indignant offense at your blatant favoritism.

Had you ended it with "hmmmm?" it would have been more authentic.