The Disappearing Contest and Prostate Health

[Marxist]

It's a long story, but suffice it to say time has been a little short lately.

I'll be catching up on all things Lit. tonight.

Believe dat!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know, a little warning might've been nice. You could have dragged yourself from your hospital bed, holding that hospital gown that never stays shut closed, and run directly to the nearest computer store, bought a laptop, and then run to the local ISP and picked up some dial up, then run to the hospital and logged on to let us know that you were having problems. We would have sent flowers.

In all seriousness, I hope you're doing okay.

 

[Andreina]

hope you are doing alright Marxist did you get to keep the hospital gown? were the nurses fit?

Halo

 

[AusTess]

Hey Marxist.

good to *see* you.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Two great tastes that taste great together!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Marx, baby, I've missed you so much. I hope everything is ok.

*kiss*

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: The Disappearing Contest and Prostate Health

Two great tastes that taste great together!

"Hey, you've got your Disappearing Contest in my Prostate Health!"

"No, you put your Prostate Health in my Disappearing Contest!"

And thus an amazing new candy was born.

 

[MissTaken]

Hey Marxist!

This isn't some superficial bullshit well wish from me.

I fucking mean it.


I hope you are feeling better .


There! I said it ! I meant it ! Now , get over it !


*smiles*

 

[estevie]

I hope all is well!

 

[freakygirl]

Welcome back Marxist...

I missed you..

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: The Disappearing Contest and Prostate Health

"Hey, you've got your Disappearing Contest in my Prostate Health!"

"No, you put your Prostate Health in my Disappearing Contest!"

And thus an amazing new candy was born.

Sure, but it tastes like shit, and doesn't stay on your stomach long.

<pause for groans...two....three....four>


Good to have you back Marxist ol' buddy ol' pal.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I was wondering about you!

hope you're doing better. You just need to simmer-down on the butt-plug action & all will be ok in the future.

 

[Laurel]

Butt plug action? Why is it that everyone else is living a more exciting life than I am?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Butt plug action? Why is it that everyone else is living a more exciting life than I am?

well, what he's NOT telling us is how he wanted to mimic the behavior of his dog when his dog's ass itches? And, so he strapped on this butt plug and drug and bounced his ass around on the hardwood floors ... musta ruptured something. I TOLD him not to do it, but he was hell-bent.

Can't tell an angry negro anything.

 

[Problem Child]

I want some buttplug action. gimme, gimme, gimme.....

 

[TN_Vixen]

PC? I got just the thing

for you. Now, close your eyes..

 

[Guest]

Welcome back, Marxist.

 

[p_p_man]

Welcome back...

Good to see ya...to see ya nice.



Does this mean I'll have to write another story now? I withdrew mine from the competition and posted it to Lit. Or can you give my place to someone else?

 

[cymbidia]

Butt plug action? Why is it that everyone else is living a more exciting life than I am?

It's because you read too many dirty stories, Laurel. You gotta stop reading about it and get out there and do it.

OH!
It's your work, reading dirty stories.
Well, hell.
I guess somebody has to have this for a job.



(What do you put down for Occupation on your W2, anyway? PornMistress? XXX Stories Sorter?)

 

[Laurel]

(What do you put down for Occupation on your W2, anyway? PornMistress? XXX Stories Sorter?)

"Pervert". Why? Think that'll get me audited?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Hey Marxist... good to see you back man... damned good to see you back.

 

[riff]

This place has suffered your absence, Marxist.

I love you, man. Come on back and start some shit. Please....

 

[kotori]

Glad to see you again, Marxi

Unfortunately, like P_P man, I too couldn't wait, and uploaded my story. Let me know what's next.

Hope all is well in your world. Ya didn't miss much.