The Dirty talking thread

Re: oh sorry..........dirty?

marksgirl said:
trash cans.

that gross greasy trash bag slime that always leaks out when you take the garbage out of the bin
 
You fucking whore; I’m going to press you tit-first to the window and let the neighbours watch me raping your arse.





Oh.


Wait.



Am I off topic with this one? :)
 
OH MY!

Sixth said:
You fucking whore; I’m going to press you tit-first to the window and let the neighbours watch me raping your arse.





Oh.


Wait.



Am I off topic with this one? :)

Nevermind. The Moment Is Over.
 
Sixth said:
You fucking whore; I’m going to press you tit-first to the window and let the neighbours watch me raping your arse.





Oh.


Wait.



Am I off topic with this one? :)

*gets moist* please continue ;) lol
 
Re: MM

marksgirl said:
That is some sick shit!

sick shit? no...thats the bits of corny shit left in the toilet when someone doesnt finish flushing all the way...and you have to do it before you can use the bathroom...thats sick
 
Sixth said:
You fucking whore; I’m going to press you tit-first to the window and let the neighbours watch me raping your arse.




Where have you been all my life?
 
MM

ROTFFLMAO...just sorry I'm laughing so hard I have tears.......yes mam that's sick.......well someone is anyway LOL!!!

Spit streams are dirty..........like the one in Big Daddy. YUK!
 
Re: MM

marksgirl said:
ROTFFLMAO...just sorry I'm laughing so hard I have tears.......yes mam that's sick.......well someone is anyway LOL!!!

Spit streams are dirty..........like the one in Big Daddy. YUK!

so is slipping in someone's oyster-sized loogie on the floor at a concert...gross
 
how bout cleaning out a port-a-potty that had shit smeared all over the inside?
a friend of a friend did that to get into reggae fest one time
 
How about picking up a coke can and drinking snuff spit? Oh shit I'm going to vomit.
 
bootstomper said:
how bout cleaning out a port-a-potty that had shit smeared all over the inside?
a friend of a friend did that to get into reggae fest one time

lol i've been in that kind of port-a-potty at the disturbed concert...damn guys pissing all over the seat! there's a freaking urinal right there
 
LMAO!
How about the slimy stuff that is on the side of pools if you dont treat them...Pool slim. Now thats nasty!
 
A newborns first poop..... A nice shade of Black.
Thank goodness there is no smell to it for the first couple
of diapers... That is till they start drinking milk then thats sour smell kicks in. :p

But can you IMAGINE what the black poop would smell like if it had a smell????? Talking about Ewwww!!!
 
That little snot all kids have running from their nose

Chicken that you put in your mouth and find it has gone rancid

Pools of blood from meat in the refridgerator

A fresh pile of shit left by a cat with tapeworms

A sour milk and lard drinking contest

That greasey crap on every part of the inside of your car.

Someone else's sperm stains at a hotel
 
LMFAO!

Sillyman said:
That little snot all kids have running from their nose

Chicken that you put in your mouth and find it has gone rancid

Pools of blood from meat in the refridgerator

A fresh pile of shit left by a cat with tapeworms

A sour milk and lard drinking contest

That greasey crap on every part of the inside of your car.

Someone else's sperm stains at a hotel

Ok you win. thats nasty....LOL :p
 
Finding crusty, hair-ridden wads of tissue under your sheets in the hotel room you just checked into.
 
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