The dirtiest thing you've ever done
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Gosh this is a hard question. To answer. Most of the dirtest things I have done have been by myself. I have dressed in my former roomates panties and heels and then fucked myself with a beer bottle. Also took pics of this and shared them. Dirty enough? And no I do not have the pics any more.
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The coolest dirty thing I've ever done, is get fucked by a double ended dildo with my friend on the other end, and my friend's husband doing the fucking.
This is hard. Everyone's definition is different. My unexpected MMF was so hot! Just think consensual rape. I let them use me as they wished. And I'd do it again. I didn't know them and went to their house. I was so clueless. Then all of a sudden, I had a guy sucking each nipple. Good times!
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Back when I could see, I was so horny one day watching a movie I paused it in the best spot I could (when the actress I was jacking off over had her eyes shut and her mouth open looking like she was moaning) and blew my load all over the screen.
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Mother of God, I think I'm going to love this thread. Keep 'em coming for those of us sitting in the vanilla bleachers of life !
The coolest dirty thing I've ever done, is get fucked by a double ended dildo with my friend on the other end, and my friend's husband doing the fucking.
Given your Lit name, that post was totally inappropriate.
It was scorchingly hot. There's a few details in my confession thread here. Do a search for Cuban guys, threesome, fingering, kissing. I tried to find it but on my cell.That is hot!!! I'd love to hear the details.
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Let's see. Fucking a dirty married on duty cop in a cemetary in the middle of the night. Mmmmmmmm
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Dirty things.
Does sharing your wife at a swing club count?
We went to a local swing club too celebrate my birthday and wound up having sex with another couple and then I watched her have nasty sex with two very hung blk guys and then towards the end of the night she had a threesome with very young girls.
Yes very hot and dirty night.
bobby.
Does sharing your wife at a swing club count?
We went to a local swing club too celebrate my birthday and wound up having sex with another couple and then I watched her have nasty sex with two very hung blk guys and then towards the end of the night she had a threesome with very young girls.
Yes very hot and dirty night.
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there are a few public blow jobs (interstate train, packed movie theatre, drive ins with the back open......won't ramble) but probably the memory of when i felt the sluttiest would be when i opened my legs up and on the seat in front of me at the movies so my ex could fill me with malteesers and jaffas and then scoop them out with his tongue - it was a day session movie and it was very hot experience...i like risque
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Yes, I think that definately counts. Sounds like a very, very hot night. I don't think there's anything hotter than watching a wife or girlfriend getting taken by two guys.
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Given a blow job outside a local church in a car in the middle of the night, around the corner from my parents home.
Sat at the traffic lights with b/f's fingers inside me on a hot summer's evening and heavy petted in the car park in daylight, while people were swimming and play in The Serpentine.
Sat at the traffic lights with b/f's fingers inside me on a hot summer's evening and heavy petted in the car park in daylight, while people were swimming and play in The Serpentine.
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I wouldn't call it dirty, exactly, but one of the sluttiest things I've done is hook up with several guys in quick succession while traveling in Asia.
The first guy was in Thailand. I was traveling alone, he was with some friends. We were all at the same hotel - group of beach huts, really. I saw him and his friends at dinner at the bar, and then I went back to my hut with a beer and sat out on the deck, watching the moon on the water. He came by a little later, stopped to chat, and invited me to get another beer and go down to the water's edge to drink it. We sat there chatting, but we both knew it was only a matter of time.
He leaned in to kiss me, I lay back and pulled him down on top of me. His hand went straight up my skirt, and since I never wear underwear when it's hot, it was easy access. I was sopping wet, his fingers slid into me and I was cumming in what seemed like only seconds. Then I took off my top, he took off his shorts, and after some fooling around and tongues and licking and sucking, we had a glorious fuck in the sand.
Of course when we were done we had sand in all kinds of unfortunate places, so we went back to my hut to shower, which lead to a lot more fucking. I almost never fuck men right after meeting them, but there was something about that evening - the heat, the beer, the knowledge I was leaving the next day. Being that slutty once only made me want to be slutty again, but that's another story....
The first guy was in Thailand. I was traveling alone, he was with some friends. We were all at the same hotel - group of beach huts, really. I saw him and his friends at dinner at the bar, and then I went back to my hut with a beer and sat out on the deck, watching the moon on the water. He came by a little later, stopped to chat, and invited me to get another beer and go down to the water's edge to drink it. We sat there chatting, but we both knew it was only a matter of time.
He leaned in to kiss me, I lay back and pulled him down on top of me. His hand went straight up my skirt, and since I never wear underwear when it's hot, it was easy access. I was sopping wet, his fingers slid into me and I was cumming in what seemed like only seconds. Then I took off my top, he took off his shorts, and after some fooling around and tongues and licking and sucking, we had a glorious fuck in the sand.
Of course when we were done we had sand in all kinds of unfortunate places, so we went back to my hut to shower, which lead to a lot more fucking. I almost never fuck men right after meeting them, but there was something about that evening - the heat, the beer, the knowledge I was leaving the next day. Being that slutty once only made me want to be slutty again, but that's another story....
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Can't wait for the next story, lady_jade...wow !
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When I was in college I showered with a pretty young thing, in the all men's college dorm floor shower, as other naked guys were showering. Being a little tipsy helped us shed our inhibitions. I still remember standing behind her while the hot water cascaded off our bodies, sliding my hardness across her wet pussy lips, rubbing up against her comely ass, as I had both hands on her firm breasts. Ohhh Monique....
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waitin for the next story...
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Nothing particularly kinky but probably when I sucked a pro Rugby(his body was athletic so had to emphasize this) player off in his car. I'd only known him about 30 mins after we danced together in a bar. Yep I swallowed too. I can't believe I did this because it was so slutty. Oh I was single at the time so I thought why not?
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pussy flavoured jaffas.......i think youre on a winner !!
Well For my book the dirtiest thing I ever did was when we had a young French student staying with us on an Exchange scheme, he was gorgeous but shy, after a few drinks and on a dare from my other half I stripped down to just the blouse I had on and walked in on him while he was having a bath, carrying a couple of towels and telling him casually I had forgotten to put clean ones out for him.
I was shaking as I fussed at the towels, hanging them on the rail, my back to him, wondering if I had gone too far. But when I turned around he was sporting an erection he was desperatly trying to cenceal with a flannel and blushing bright red.
I was delighted and strolled back to the door, paused, turned back to him and asked if there was anything else he wanted.
Seems there was, he got up out the bath and took me standing up against the door. Yum.
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