The Dildo Song

[Hunter04]

I hope this link works. My girlfriend loves this. I think its pretty funny.http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,211907,00.html click play.

 

[Hunter04]

Indecent Proposal

This is the best one.http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,2422902,00.html

 

[Pamela]

Those are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Those were good

Thanks

 

[InnocentAngel81]

oh no the links havent worked for me

 

[InnocentAngel81]

sniffle sniffle it still doesnt work

 

[InnocentAngel81]

about damn time those worked, those were great

 

[Ginny]

lmao at those songs....

made me think of another dildo song....actually written by tortoise for this british punk band, Bacteria-Laden Butt Juice....it's pretty catchy.....

On The Dildo Tip
[size=-2]BACTERIA-LADEN BUTT JUICE[/size]

After fucking that tight butt
Other holes you do wish to enjoy
You should carefully clean up
Your cock, be it real or be it a toy

Clean it up, you
(On the dildo tip)
You've got gradeux
(On the dildo tip)
That's just nasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's not tasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's easy to choose
Clean all that butt juice
Off the dildo tip

If you don't, you'll be wishin
You'd paid closer heed to my chatter
Bacterial transmission
Is nowhere near a laughing matter

Clean it up, you
(On the dildo tip)
You've got gradeux
(On the dildo tip)
That's just nasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's not tasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's easy to choose
Clean all that butt juice
Off the dildo tip

The other orifices
Don't need those nasty germs from the ass
And most doctor's offices
Won't tell you this news, nor will a class

All you lovers far and near
Should listen carefully to this song
Wise words that you need to hear
Take my advice and wash that big dong

Clean it up, you
(On the dildo tip)
You've got gradeux
(On the dildo tip)
That's just nasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's not tasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's easy to choose
Clean all that butt juice
Off the dildo tip

 

[SexySlut2]

Pretty funny!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[paphian]

I hope this link works. My girlfriend loves this. I think its pretty funny.http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,211907,00.html click play.

that was pretty hilarious. Thanks.

 

[LIdude]

those cracked me up!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

very funny

have any more?