The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

Ugg no Bananna Juice!

Have you not heard that Gwen Stefani song?

https://memecrunch.com/meme/3BO0M/this-shit-is-bananas/image.png?w=400&c=1

 

[Farawyn]

That's a big word

Yea, I can fucking string a goddamn sentence together.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Yea, I can fucking string a goddamn sentence together.

For real. We're foul mouthed drunken sluts.

Not idiots.

 

[smtst5]

Yea, I can fucking string a goddamn sentence together.

It was meant to be a bust on myself not anyone else.

***slowly retreats to my hiding place****

 

[MyNameIsNO]

It was meant to be a bust on myself not anyone else.

***slowly retreats to my hiding place****

Hey get back here. You're driving!

 

[Farawyn]

It was meant to be a bust on myself not anyone else.

***slowly retreats to my hiding place****

Hey get back here. You're driving!

Throws TG my keys.

Tequila Guy. It's all you. You must take the wheel tonight.

 

[smtst5]

Hey get back here. You're driving!

Where too?

 

[Farawyn]

Where too?

Here, for now. *waves vaguely at the pool*

Necro bought drinks.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Here, for now. *waves vaguely at the pool*

Necro bought drinks.

Vamos a la piscina!!

 

[smtst5]

Here, for now. *waves vaguely at the pool*

Necro bought drinks.

I seem to have forgotten my swim suit

 

[Farawyn]

I seem to have forgotten my swim suit

This is becoming an issue for you, is it not?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I seem to have forgotten my swim suit

Always naked. *shakes head*

 

[smtst5]

This is becoming an issue for you, is it not?

I don't have an issue with it

 

[smtst5]

Always naked. *shakes head*

Hey let go of that. Well maybe keep shaking it

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Hey let go of that. Well maybe keep shaking it

That was not... *rolls eyes*

 

[smtst5]

That was not... *rolls eyes*

Not what?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Not what?

*takes a drink*
Nuttin'

 

[Farawyn]

Not what?

*slides down the shot of tequila*

Gimme the keys. I'll wake up MD. She'll drive.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*slides down the shot of tequila*

Gimme the keys. I'll wake up MD. She'll drive.

MD needs drinks more than TG

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I don't need driven.
I'll just pass out on a pool table until I'm ready to drive.

 

[smtst5]

*slides down the shot of tequila*

Gimme the keys. I'll wake up MD. She'll drive.

Did you say tequila?

 

[Farawyn]

I'm drinking Stella Artois Cidre.
I've had hard cider before. It's very sweet.
This one is much drier. Still not really my thing, but I will muddle through... Somehow.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I didn't know Stella cider existed. Cool!

 

[Farawyn]

I didn't know Stella cider existed. Cool!

http://ciderconnoisseur.com/stella-artois-cidre-premium-cider-review/

Whatchu drinkin' Girly Girl?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I don't have to study or wake up early!

I do have to rewrite part of an essay but that's best done inebriated anyways.