The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

Nothing, that Tumor on my liver, means I have to cut back.

I handle the drinking in this relationship *thumbs up*

 

[Farawyn]

Lloyd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WR8dB0H-s

 

[smtst5]

Tequila and I have agreed to see other people for a whoile

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Lloyd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WR8dB0H-s

Hair of the dog that bit me, cutey.

 

[Farawyn]

Hair of the dog that bit me, cutey.

"Necro. Light of my LIFE. I'm not gonna hurt you... I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains the FUCK in!!!"

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Tequila and I have agreed to see other people for a whoile

You always say that.

 

[Farawyn]

Tequila and I have agreed to see other people for a whoile

How did tequila take it? And what of the worm?

 

[smtst5]

You always say that.

This time might last a little longer

 

[smtst5]

How did tequila take it? And what of the worm?

The tequila took it like it always does...with salt and lime.

The worm is still trimmed very close

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Tequila and I have agreed to see other people for a whoile

Managed to keep my own relationship with tequila distant last Friday....was offered a shot and declined. Just something about tequila that doesn't flow well with me.

So instead, I was introduced to 4 car bombs within a 20 minute period. Whew....helluva night.

 

[NoeMasks]

I handle the drinking in this relationship *thumbs up*

And you do it so well!

 

[Farawyn]

The tequila took it like it always does...with salt and lime.

The worm is still trimmed very close

Ahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


Well played.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

"Necro. Light of my LIFE. I'm not gonna hurt you... I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains the FUCK in!!!"

Oh?

You gonna come play with me?

For ever and ever?

 

[Farawyn]

Oh?

You gonna come play with me?

For ever and ever?

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

There's nothing I look forward to with greater pleasure, Ms. Potassium.

 

[Farawyn]

There's nothing I look forward to with greater pleasure, Ms. Potassium.

I'll drink to that. Shot?

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I'll drink to that. Shot?

Make it a double

 

[fitdaddy6936]

Make it a double

Line them up, I'm in.

 

[Farawyn]

Make it a double

*licks my lips like LL Cool J*

Scotch???

*holds my nose and gets ready to down it*

 

[Farawyn]

Line them up, I'm in.

SCOTCH???

Heeeey, FD-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2NaHBVVYzY

But we can make an exception for you.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

*licks my lips like LL Cool J*

Scotch???

*holds my nose and gets ready to down it*

Ah, you're a fucking saint.

* Down's it and smiles at you, waiting to see that face

Line them up, I'm in.

* Slides one over to you.

Have at.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*smirks at the impending reaction from Far before downing a shot as well*

To valiant efforts and the strength of friendship and love.

 

[MastersDelight]

Shots get me drunk fast, and when I get drunk fast I turn into a shameless flirt...

 

[Farawyn]

Shots get me drunk fast, and when I get drunk fast I turn into a shameless flirt...

Me too. *brushes your elbow with my tits*

 

[Farawyn]

Scotch tastes like varnish smells.