The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Nah... school has random drug tests.

Uh-huh.....suuuuuuure. You sure you're not a Pot head, Focker? Do you chase Puff the Magic Dragon?


but seriously.....we need some cookies here!

 

[Hypoxia]

Okay, I'm drunk now. And not on kool-ade.

(Cf Richard Brautigan's THE KOOL-ADE WINO.)

Naw, I go for vodka and strong mouthwash.

But not mixed. That would be an abomination.

Usually...

 

[yellowrocket]

Hey folks. Had a blast with the crew, blew it by admitting I knew the younger crowd (all coworkers under 30)while dancing with a couple of older ladies that had both kissed me and shown just a little interest in more, not that I'd have left with them. It was a blast. Haven't done that in years.

 

[Farawyn]

Hey folks. Had a blast with the crew, blew it by admitting I knew the younger crowd (all coworkers under 30)while dancing with a couple of older ladies that had both kissed me and shown just a little interest in more, not that I'd have left with them. It was a blast. Haven't done that in years.

You do have enough on your plate, woman wise, but older women are the best. Just sayin'.

 

[Farawyn]

You disappoint me, Far.
Free booze?

As Jed Clampet would say, "Pitiful... Pit i ful"

*kicks the dirt*

I'll get more drunker next time.

 

[yellowrocket]

You do have enough on your plate, woman wise, but older women are the best. Just sayin'.

I am still out of state. Wish I could find live music like that back at home. I just don't know short of a couple places that skew 21-25 to find music that will get everyone in the floor.

 

[yellowrocket]

The fact that I'm posting 2 night is a row, private ly means I've been drinking way too mich out here. Lol. This is 9 missive to read cause I'm typing cuickly.

About to crshower in bed after a few shits of honey jack. Lol

Have a good night all.

 

[Farawyn]

The fact that I'm posting 2 night is a row, private ly means I've been drinking way too mich out here. Lol. This is 9 missive to read cause I'm typing cuickly.

About to crshower in bed after a few shits of honey jack. Lol

Have a good night all.

I love this post.
A few shits of honey jack sounds really good about now...

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I love this post.
A few shits of honey jack sounds really good about now...

The crshower in bed sounds messy though

 

[yellowrocket]

I don't think I'm even going to edit that one.

Hadn't had honey jack before, it's missing some of the bite that makes you question taking more of it.

And I crashed on the bed and haven't gotten out of it yet.

 

[Farawyn]

I don't think I'm even going to edit that one.

Hadn't had honey jack before, it's missing some of the bite that makes you question taking more of it.

And I crashed on the bed and haven't gotten out of it yet.

Even now?

 

[yellowrocket]

Even now?

Shortly after I typed that they told me they were going to ihop.

 

[Tallcajun]

You can't turn down ihop.
Great omlets!!

 

[Farawyn]

You can't turn down ihop.
Great omlets!!

I'm a chain snob. I turn it down all the time. Can't beat DINERS.

 

[Tallcajun]

I like Waffle House too!

Not many true diners around here.

Have you seen the movie 'Diner'?

 

[Farawyn]

I like Waffle House too!

Not many true diners around here.

Have you seen the movie 'Diner'?

I have. 80's movie, good looking Mickey Rourke?

We can go to a diner 24/7 and get grilled cheese and bacon and french fries and gravy.

 

[Farawyn]

Ohhhhhhhh, and by the way. I made turkey chili, having Blue Moon with oranges cut up in it.

 

[NoeMasks]

Waffle House, after a bender, hell yes I am Down!

 

[Farawyn]

Waffle House, after a bender, hell yes I am Down!

Yes, but what are you drinking right NOW?

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

There's no way I'm not drinking tonight.

Line 'em up.

 

[NoeMasks]

Yes, but what are you drinking right NOW?

Nothing, that Tumor on my liver, means I have to cut back.

 

[yellowrocket]

I'm a chain snob. I turn it down all the time. Can't beat DINERS.

When the choice is wait till lunch, or go get ihop, I bet you take ihop.

Also if I knew of a good diner I'd be there instead.

 

[Farawyn]

There's no way I'm not drinking tonight.

Line 'em up.

We need Lloyd.

 

[Farawyn]

Nothing, that Tumor on my liver, means I have to cut back.

Goddammit, I forgot about that. Sorry.

 

[Farawyn]

When the choice is wait till lunch, or go get ihop, I bet you take ihop.

Also if I knew of a good diner I'd be there instead.

Nah.

We have soooooo many diners here it is not even funny.