The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Farawyn]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-family-guy-mom-mom-mom-hi.jpg

Yea, ummm, I have a crush on Brian, that smug liberal fuck.

 

[Farawyn]

Ahhhh, yes! The ripe citrus and core fruit flavors; so firm and weighty on the palate!

All for $9.99!!!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Ahhhh, yes! The ripe citrus and core fruit flavors; so firm and weighty on the palate!

At first I read that as "rape citrus" and wanted to know where to get that kind of fruit.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Hold on. I have to get up. And walk to the fridge...


http://www.bevmo.com/line-39-sauvignon-blanc--750-ml-.html

Cheap. Good. Crisp. Summery.

You're gonna make me go to an actual liquor store one day.
So not fair.
*shakes head*

 

[Farawyn]

At first I read that as "rape citrus" and wanted to know where to get that kind of fruit.

(G)rapefruit.

 

[Farawyn]

You're gonna make me go to an actual liquor store one day.
So not fair.
*shakes head*

Soooooooooooo glad I live in the northeast: so a drink grizzled man in a mom and pop liquor store advises me on wine.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Soooooooooooo glad I live in the northeast: so a drink grizzled man in a mom and pop liquor store advises me on wine.

Oh yeah no I'm sure I could find a drunk grizzly man to advise me on wine too.
But I'd probably need you on the safety line.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

At first I read that as "rape citrus" and wanted to know where to get that kind of fruit.

It's key to note here that ALL CITRUS RAPE PLAY IS AND MUST BE CONSENSUAL AND IS THE BUSINESS OF THOSE INVOLVED.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

It's key to note here that ALL CITRUS RAPE PLAY IS AND MUST BE CONSENSUAL AND IS THE BUSINESS OF THOSE INVOLVED.

Of course.
Always.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Of course.
Always.

I just think that disclaimer lime needs to be included in all pertinent citrus rape play references.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I just think that disclaimer lime needs to be included in all pertinent citrus rape play references.

Is a lime big enough to put a disclaimer on?

 

[Farawyn]

Is a lime big enough to put a disclaimer on?

It's not the size, it's the pucker of the sucker!

 

[cookiecat]

I see no raisin to joke about grape play.

 

[Farawyn]

I see no raisin to joke about grape play.

Well, orange you being melon-choly?

 

[NoeMasks]

This is my new Tipple to cook with, Brancott Estates Flight Song Sauvignon Blanc. It made for an excellent Wine Sauce for my Schnitzel, Dry and Light, a delicious.


http://www.wine.com/v6/Brancott-Fli...iiohalNJ9f5QZARQcmoLzJQpWDdZqClcL-BoC2yPw_wcB

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I see no raisin to joke about grape play.

Well, orange you being melon-choly?

Lemon tell you, I'd be so pulped if I seed you play with me on the pun thread sometime!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

This is my new Tipple to cook with, Brancott Estates Flight Song Sauvignon Blanc. It made for an excellent Wine Sauce for my Schnitzel, Dry and Light, a delicious.


http://www.wine.com/v6/Brancott-Fli...iiohalNJ9f5QZARQcmoLzJQpWDdZqClcL-BoC2yPw_wcB

Thank you. On my list now, before the warm months melt away.

 

[Farawyn]

9.99 a bottle = headache for Far.

 

[MastersDelight]

I'm surprised no one here has mentioned tipsy bartender. Some really amazing crazy drinks, and the dude is kinda funny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wEVDpjJpZZg

 

[Farawyn]

Lemon tell you, I'd be so pulped if I seed you play with me on the pun thread sometime!

I'm not peeling punny. It would be the pits.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm surprised no one here has mentioned tipsy bartender. Some really amazing crazy drinks, and the dude is kinda funny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wEVDpjJpZZg

I see his stuff on Facebook all the time.
A lot if it looks like alcohol drenched diabetes.

 

[MastersDelight]

I see his stuff on Facebook all the time.
A lot if it looks like alcohol drenched diabetes.

Yeah he's got a thing for candy.

 

[HisArpy]

This is my new Tipple to cook with, Brancott Estates Flight Song Sauvignon Blanc. It made for an excellent Wine Sauce for my Schnitzel, Dry and Light, a delicious.


http://www.wine.com/v6/Brancott-Fli...iiohalNJ9f5QZARQcmoLzJQpWDdZqClcL-BoC2yPw_wcB

*perks ears*

Schnitzel?

I love schnitzel. With spaetzle. I don't like german potato salad that much. I'll eat it, but prefer spaetzle. Or dumplings.

I'd like to try some gypsy schnitzel some day.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm not peeling punny. It would be the pits.

Your posts say juice are lime. We need recruits for wordplay with that rind of a peel!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]